Mike's List

An email you receive at 10PM from a co-worker that just went on vacation that contains a list of items he failed to fix over the last month.

Jesus, I just got Mike's List and now I have to head to Blomkin to fix a PC that's been down for 3 weeks.

by Jotok November 21, 2010

Slap List

A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.

My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.

Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.

More commonly used as "the list".

by Puffy Art December 18, 2013

Foreplay List

A playlist of specific songs individually selected for foreplay before having intercourse.

Hey man, her panties dropped when she heard my foreplay list.

by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018

tit list

A “hit list” of tits you wanna see.

Bro1: “Bro she has much boobs.”

Bro2: “Oh yea, definitely on my tit list.”

by PunnyHumor March 21, 2019

cunt list

An ordinary list containing extraordinary people who have either wronged you, undercut you, back stabbed you, blamed you to the point that you reward them by allowing them hononary induction onto your cunt list.

This guy at work keeps a mental list of all the people that have pissed him off. He calls it his cunt list.

by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018

Dinnlers List

Eating a meal with a group of Jewish People

My buddies and I got together one Sunday afternoon to watch the local football game and to have Dinnlers List around 17:00 hours.

by Takeiteash September 20, 2014

captain's list

the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce

My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016