lanai

The most amazing person alive, a great friend, BEAUTIFUL!, great personality, the envy of all girls, rocker chic that is awsome, sweet hearted and cares for animals dearly, always trys to help.

All in all... the most AMAZINGGG person you will ever meet!

<3

Lanai is soooo awsome.
i wish i was as pretty as her.

by COOKIE754 August 5, 2011

Lanal Sex

Anal sex that doesn't involve penetration. The male sticks his penis in between the girl's (or guy's) butt cheeks and proceeds to thrust, just like one would while titty-fucking.

Man, she wouldn't let me have regular anal, but I did give her some Lanal sex last night!

by lanalexpert69 January 13, 2011

lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant

"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."

by Babu May 19, 2003

Lantavious

He’s The one and Not the 2. Period

Lantavious is the shit.

by Lanniiee November 24, 2021

LAGTAG

Portmanteau contraction of "Loose-Aggressive/Tight-Aggressive". In poker, someone who plays a style somewhere between tight-aggressive (TAG) and loose-aggressive (LAG), raising and reraising a wider range of hands than might seem wise, but doing so with judgment and care, picking opportunities carefully. Often a LAGTAG player will seem to be playing a wide range of hands indiscriminately, when actually they are playing tightly against strong opponents and loosely against weaker ones. Because of their perceived looseness, a LAGTAG can get more action from a TAG than another TAG would.

The local Vegas rocks and nits didn't have what it take to play against the seeming tourist's LAGTAG style.

by pokershaman September 15, 2013

lactating boner geyser

A Male specimen having an incredible orgasm.

Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser

by Schwing33 May 31, 2015

Lana Winters

a character on American Horror Story played by Sarah Paulson, aka the prettiest woman alive.

Lana Winters is the hottest woman out here

by httpkase April 22, 2021