Taco Bell Landscaper

BOMB ASS MEXIC WHO loves eating taco bell and after all day at the landscaping job you come home to go shit fiery doom from taco bell, you have to use a whole ass costco toilet paper pack to clean all that mess .#free laxative #help my tutuz is burning!!!

A Taco Bell Landscaper- Im so excited to seemy taco bell lanscapper step dad who takes me to la ZOO and shits his pants when he sees lions

by SLAYYYbadass124 July 7, 2022

lads

Lads are usually teenagers that fail in school and drop out, spending their lives 'bumming' around the same place 7 days a week.
They can be spotted by their white caps (usually of polo brand) tilted up showing the front of their hair. Also they wear shorts (also of polo or nautica brand) no matter what season it is, they wear them even when it is snowing, they also wear polo or nautica shirts, with the collar popped up and lastly they wear sports shoes, in most cases nike TN's.

man that party was so sh*t, yeh man all those lads and their sh*t taste in clothes, it was -10c and they still wear shorts

by Aidan Chan October 26, 2005

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club

As the name says, it's just a club full of people, that have given up on sex.

The YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club is also open for teh wapanese.

by dont' be a wanker December 27, 2003

Lads House

Term used by the inhabitants of a shared all male dwelling to cover the fact that no women have ever visited, and if they did would be quite disgusted by the amount of gay porn and number of buttplugs they would discover.

The boys liked to refer to their home as a "lads house", as they hadn't yet told their respective parents that they were good with colours

by clarence209 June 19, 2011

laid some pipe

When you get trucked in football or another contact sport

Damn dude, that guy just laid some pipe on you.

by pseudonym3333333333 January 2, 2014

Nig Landscape

A small family-owned landscaping firm operating out of Cape Cod, MA who employs mainly white employees and are owned and operated by the HNIC. The laborahs work on a non-paying basis and proceeds go straight to the HNIC.

Damn, our grass is getting really ridiculous, but I don't want to pay a lot for laborahs, I will just have to call Nig Landscape; those boys really do a great job if they actually show up.

by Laborah Jerry January 18, 2010

laid

1.to have intercoarse with someone.
2.to pleasure yourself with somone that you will never see again.
3. to do the best thing known to man kind
4. what happens to the girl in the herbal essensces comercial with shampoo

ooooohhhhh ooooooooohhhhhhh oooooohhh
thats the spot baby right there yes yes yes yes little to the left aaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

by Olivia July 18, 2004