Kylons are the best, usually average height and if you get a good lucky, lightskin. They are cute as hell, and skinny but will put your ass in a headlock if needed. This mf will send you in a spiraling loop of hell without question. Verbally and physically he has no limits. Doesn't matter who you are to him, girlfriend? menace to her, bestfriend of 5 years? menace to him, dog? MENACE TO THEM. But if you ever just happen to get close to them maybe over a summer or something, you get to see this amazing side of them and once you crack the code you are in for a wild ride.
by cinnibon September 4, 2021
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She will act nice for about ten minutes, then kick you in the balls and skate away, before apologizing and doing it again. Uber bitch.
She will act nice for about ten minutes, then kick you in the balls and skate away, before apologizing and doing it again. Uber bitch.
by Jeremy July 1, 2004
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very pretty, but extremely fake. Everything is always funny to kylan's their always laughing, even though its not funny. Girls like this Used to be against drinking and smoking but now typically gets high and wasted every weekend. They also enjoy peeing on peoples floors in their houses. This behavior is generally misunderstood and very irrational, but is accepted as a weird urinal fetish to the Kylan population. Kylans tend to think they are popular but in fact are not liked by many due to them blowing off their friends to hang out with older people because they think they're really cool. They are generally bad friends and girlfriends because of a majorly jealously problem. look out for her calves(;
very pretty, but extremely fake. Everything is always funny to kylan's their always laughing, even though its not funny. Girls like this Used to be against drinking and smoking but now typically gets high and wasted every weekend. They also enjoy peeing on peoples floors in their houses. This behavior is generally misunderstood and very irrational, but is accepted as a weird urinal fetish to the Kylan population. Kylans tend to think they are popular but in fact are not liked by many due to them blowing off their friends to hang out with older people because they think they're really cool. They are generally bad friends and girlfriends because of a majorly jealously problem. look out for her calves(;
riley: "did you see that bitch pee on floor in front of everyone and soak it up with a towel?"
taylor: "yeah, that girl is such a kylan! i and everyone else on the entire planet would never do that, especially in another persons house!"
riley: "i know right? she thinks were best friends but i could never be friends with a loser like that."
taylor: "yeah, that girl is such a kylan! i and everyone else on the entire planet would never do that, especially in another persons house!"
riley: "i know right? she thinks were best friends but i could never be friends with a loser like that."
by sistuuhslick_x3 December 18, 2011
Get the Kylan mug.A bitchy, slutty, downright mean person. Stay away from Kaylynns. Just when you think that you are friends with her, she tries to steal your boyfriend. She thinks she's hot when really she's ugly-inside and out, and eventually everyone will see that. She's also very stupid. She really doesn't understand anything. She literally doesn't know how to spell "dog".
Person 1-"That girl was such a bitch!"
Person 2-"I caught her flirting with my boyfriend!"
Person 3-"I'd bet a million dollars that she's a Kaylynn."
Person 1-"No doubt."
Person 2-"I caught her flirting with my boyfriend!"
Person 3-"I'd bet a million dollars that she's a Kaylynn."
Person 1-"No doubt."
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Garrett: Yea they proabably all titty fucked her cuz her boobs are so huge!
Garrett: Yea they proabably all titty fucked her cuz her boobs are so huge!
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