kindered spirit

Someone who is exactly like you.
You feel a connection to beacuse they do the same things as you or like similar things.

Example: ohh look they look like kindered spirit beacuse they are wearing..doing...listening too

by Elyse April 23, 2005

kindergarten redshirt

When a parent (usually the father) will hold back their child from starting kindergarten for a year solely for the belief that an extra year of physical development will pay off athletically once the child is in high school ten years later.

That kid is in 1st grade but he should be in 9nd. He is a kindergarten redshirt as his dad thinks he will be a big football star in high school with that extra year to grow.

by The Sports Mechanic February 8, 2013

kinder suprise

A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.

What the fuck Heinrich??? You left a Kinder Suprise in my toilet again!

by Dermit July 22, 2006

fat-kidneyed

Being chronically or characteristically late to or absent from planned group social events, especially activities that require a minimum number of participants.

"That fat-kidneyed bastard dropped out of poker night AGAIN?"

"Peace, ye fat-kidney’d rascal! what a brawling dost thou keep!" - Prince Henry, Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 Scene 2

by oddbovine December 14, 2009

kidney poker

a very long penis, so long that pokes ones kidneys during an intercourse

oh my i couldnt hardly stand it, hes a kidney poker!

by macius June 27, 2007

kinder hoe

under age girls who r looking to get laid, dress like sluts and some times lie about there age. In different countries the age of consent varies so the age of kinder hoes varies from country to country.

dam look at that kinder hoe give her one more year and i'd nail her.

by bad fish October 17, 2006

Kinderwhore

A "Child-Woman." When a short, young looking woman dresses like a little girl complete with cute dresses, Mary Jane Shoes, red lipstick and a barrette in hair.

Carrie was dressed like a Kinderwhore today.

by Babydoll75 February 25, 2019