Kiddie Crack

A combination of powdered Ritalin and baking soda on a sheet of tin foil, made to be smoked the way crack would be.

"What a deadbeat. Whenever he gets depressed, he hides in the library and smokes kiddie crack."

by adisco March 10, 2017

kiddo

Condescending term used by educators, especially special educators, to refer to their students. Thoroughly patronizing and obnoxious as it reduces a student to an infantile object.

Our kiddos have trouble with controlling their emotions.

by saracup September 20, 2018

just kidding

when you actually meant what you said but want to cover it up so that the other person doesnt get offended,you use the word 'just kidding'.

Laura:John you seem be a messy person.
John:what?
Laura:Just kidding.You are a great person to be with.

by Ananya Sharma April 30, 2016

kiddy fiddler

Child Rapist

by Benton March 23, 2003

Kiddler

A kiddy fiddler.

Me: Man, that Rich T is a real kiddler.
James: I know, he just can't stopp fiddling with kids.

by Dan Dutton August 12, 2008

you only think I'm kidding

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.

Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...

by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009

kiddie porn

Media slang of the term 'child pornography' to give the impression of innocuous yet filthy material.

Cops found a huge cache of kiddie porn videotapes intended for underground trading and distribution at the home of David Asimov (son of a science fiction author) in California in 1998. David got away with the lenient sentence of a six-month house arrest and three years probation. True story.

by Dirty Harry August 4, 2003