kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever

by who really cares damn January 7, 2010

kickstand

the act of wearing something cool looking or being attractive.

wow those kids are sure kickstanding!

by hayguay November 3, 2010

Kissting

Like sexting, but nothing sexual actually happens. Could possibly lead to sexting.

Boyfriend: *kisses cheek softly*
Girlfriend: *pulls your face to mine and kisses you passionately*
Boyfriend: *bites your lip*
Girlfriend: My parents are taking away my phone...stop kissting me =(

by JanieCullen September 11, 2011

kicking dust

Means to stir the pot. Also known as "throwing shade."
Commonly used by gay men.
"Why you kicking dust up in my face?"

Why are you kicking dust up in my face????

by vanguy36 January 31, 2015

kicking things around

Looking for new ideas

I am working on a new project and have been kicking things around in order to come up with new ideas.

by RCPBubbles December 26, 2016

Dickstinguished

When one looks good with some grey in the beard or hair. Distinguished, respectable, but, the plumbing is not up to spec anymore. Alas, one's dick ....is ...extinguished.

Sam, nice beard! Very dickstinguished!

by KBK665 January 12, 2017

Kicking the fridge

Other way of saying are you joking

Are you kicking the fridge mate.

by Jackson Sutton July 12, 2017