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Kris

a gay chick who is a stoner mechanic lesbian that listens to lil peep
yo kris is such an emo
by k4is October 4, 2022
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Kris

Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.
Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.

Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!

Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.

Kris: Moooo!
by Luigimax14 May 16, 2022
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Kris Bry-aint very good

An expression used to express your knowledge of the fact that Kris Bryant is a massive overrated douchbag on a terrible contract for a shit team.
Another strickout!? Holey shit Kris Bry-aint very good!
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Kri-RP

Pronounced: "kree-ar-pee".
Noun. A form of behavior that occurs when the subject engages in and is accused of engaging in ERP (erotic role play) and subsequently denies participation although the burden of proof (e.g. logs, witness testimonies, and patterns of behavior) is stacked against them.
Friend 1: Hey have you seen Mark?
Friend 2: I sent him a direct message - he said he is role-playing right now and doesn't know when he'll be done. He won't tell me where he is because he says it's "against the rules".
Friend 2: Ahh, shit, here we go again. He must be doing some kri-RP.
by Lansky83 April 10, 2022
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Kris

A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.
1) Is that Comrade Kris?! I need to give him a bottle of vodka!

2) Wow its Kris, he’s so Pog
by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020
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Kris

kris is a very hot human being. Like DAYUUMMMM hes attractive.
Crimson: Kris is hot
Deanne: wtf
by Duckckckck January 27, 2022
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kris

girl 1: did you meet kris today?
girl 2: no, you shouldn’t of met her! she’ll eat you alive!
by dnupyomouth February 8, 2022
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