Kegs

A variation of kankles (Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.) only Kegs are void of ankles or calves, they are simply BIG OL' LEGS attached to the feet.

DAMN............ Dem aint Kankles, Dems KEGS!

by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

Penis Butt Keg

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.

She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.

by The word of god February 5, 2020

Twisted Keg

A beer keg usually holding anywhere from 5-12 gallons purely twisted tea

There will be a twisted keg a Michaels open crib function.

by Twisted lover 69 March 6, 2024

rusty keg

A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing into the stimulator's mouth.

Dawg, I got the best Rusty Keg from my girl last night!

by rusty-rhyno August 21, 2024

Shmam Keg

A very sophisticated name for one hockey playin' SEXY MOTHER FUCKER!

Holy mother of pearl!! . . .Shmam Keg at 6 o'clock!

by The Sexy Chick December 10, 2009

anti-keg

A room that is filled to the top with an alcoholic beverage, with the exception of a keg full of air in the middle of the room.

Frat Guy 1: Should we get a keg for the party?
Frat Guy 2: Let's get an anti-keg instead.
Frat Guy 1: Bro

by Pizzasmash January 23, 2018

keg off

Competition of drinking a keg before another group of people.

Themes are usually included i.e. Pimps vs Hoes

Those city boys are gonna get fucked at this weekends keg off.

by Keg Man August 1, 2020