Jodelyn

Someone that doesn't even know themself

random: Hey Jodelyn whats a Jodelyn?
Jodelyn: I don't even know.

by ziosuccs January 4, 2018

jode the chode

Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..

Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.

Your toilet seat is PADDED? What are you; jode the chode?

by carchester December 15, 2010

Joed

verb past tense, meaning to ditch someone: while they are in the bathroom, on there way to the restroom, or because where they want to go sucks and you are going somewhere better.

Girl: I'm going to go to the restroom then we should go dancing!

Guy: (Ditches her to go to a bar)

Guy's friends at bar upon hearing story: Dude you totally Joed her!

by Dizmalmazes July 6, 2011

joedici

a type of penis

Man, you have a nice joedici !

by the black guy November 27, 2012

jodding off

Wanking, masterbating

her mum caught her jodding off

by Jodder November 10, 2015

jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

joedring

when someone is being cheap, trying to avoid spending money to the extreme.

EY yo stop Joedring me ! I will end up broke if you keep making me pay for your gas.

by youknowwhomm November 16, 2016