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jean boner 

that little bump you get when your pants are slightly too baggy in the crotch area. can cause laughter at times of awkwardness and may be mistaken for an actual erection. if you have one of these, put on a belt and pull your pants up past your belly button, quick! :D
did you see jane's pants? they are way to saggy.

yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!
jean boner by themirrorbroke April 3, 2011
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jean claude van dammed 

adjective for gettin round house kicked in the face into a coma...
holy shit he just got jean claude van dammed in the face!
jean claude van dammed by theMANbrad February 10, 2010

Jean-Sebastien

The greatest man you will ever know. He will take your breath away. He is brilliant, handsome, very playful and creative. Yes he is a stalker but that’s ok - we still love him anyway. He exudes sexiness. He is your hero.
Jean-Sebastien is so deliciously wonderful.
Jean-Sebastien by Cherie34 June 14, 2018

Jean Job 

A hand job alternative where a barrier exists between the penis and the hand, most commonly a demin material. Given in scenerios where the woman is not willing to fondle the male genitalia or done as a public solution to sexual frustration.
That bitch didn't even jerk me off, all i got was a stupid jean job.

I had to bust in my pants during class
Jean Job by Playboygtfit October 2, 2006

Jean Harlow 

The original blonde bombshell and a great actress. Died in the 30's at the age of 26 due to kidney trouble
Public Enemy
Libled Lady
Bombshell
Jean Harlow by Emmi July 29, 2004

jean ass 

When a pair of jeans are worn by a girl they create the perfect apple shaped ass, but when they are removed the ass no longer retains the shape and sags or becomes flabby looking.
man that girl has a nice ass....No that girl has jean ass, or she has a case of the jean ass
jean ass by Jeremy Diver January 1, 2009