Jasper

A dumbass rock, or a big ass nigga

Jasper: *Being a rock*
Also Jasper *Fat nig*

by chocolate negro January 18, 2020

Jasper

(Jasper) noun: a middle to upper class person, more specifically a
student. This is a gender neutral term which is usually applied to both men and women. The use of it comes from the old money/extravagant names given to people from said backgrounds.

“Look at that posh Jasper twat over there with his permed mullet, drinking half an IPA, he’s clearly pretending to be a chav”

by poshbasher September 21, 2023

Jasper

Jasper is the hottest shiz on Earth he's a Beast he will fucking destroy you!😈😈😈😤👊 You better run when you see this dude all the hoes want him he's literally #THEBozo!

I see Jasper! I gotta run he bad😩

by Jasper der Baboooo November 20, 2021

colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.

Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.

by ListentoLia February 24, 2024

Jasper

Jasper is the most kind, amazing and lovely Guy in the room, hè is the perfect boyfriend

Girl: I love you sow Michael
Dude: that's Wright, i'm a Jasper

Girl: I love you sow Michael
Dude: that's Wright, i'm a Jasper

by Jason Bouman September 7, 2018

jasper

chicken

chicken loves jasper

by poopheacharlie09 October 7, 2023

Jasper

Jasper is the biggest son of a bitch, small peepee, asshole there is. He can be cool at times but once you steal his kill in Rainbow Six Siege, he’ll go on about how oppressed he is amongst the friend group.

A slang word for annoyingly playing music in your microphone. It’s probably Metallica.

To waste all of your loving mothers hard earned money on video game cosmetics.

Don’t be a Jasper! Save up your money!

by PyroSabr April 15, 2022