Jacket Ghost

When you walk past a hanging jacket, coat or similar object hanging and mistake it for a person, most often making you jump in fright.

"Last night I punched my coat rack."
"What the hell?!"
"Jacket Ghost."

by LilPear December 2, 2013

monkey jacket

denim jacket

Junior looked pathetic in his dirty monkey jacket as he took his sister to the race.

by Whitelitenun March 5, 2019

Ostrich Jacket

When you assist pro-Russian members of the Ukraine government in order to buy a fifty-thousand dollar jacket made from an ostrich.

Paul Manafort lobbied for the pro-Russian Ukrainian government and happily accepted their money, buying an Ostrich Jacket with those ill gotten gains.

by MistressZ August 1, 2018

A turds jacket

The name of a particularly stinky fart.

“Wow, that was a turds jacket”

by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021

Sahalon Jacket

Some jacket that a lot of people wear. It’s red, white, and blu

Guy 1: Yo did you see that jacket?

Guy 2: Yea, It’s a Sahalon Jacket! They’re all over!

by Somecoolsy December 29, 2022

lip jacket

a moustache

He's got a very nice lip jacket goin' on.

by Grubbyandjody June 24, 2015

donkey jacket

Proppa working class lads

Michael Foot is a donkey jacket.

by DiogoTheCoder May 18, 2020