If you say that someone is as sane as a judge, you are saying that he/she is in good mental health and can think and behave very rationally. This idiom comes from the fact that judges decide who is either sane or insane in a court.
Son who thinks he's insane when he's not: Dad, considering my mental health issues, do you think I'm insane? I'm kind of worried.
Dad: That's not true, my son. I wholeheartedly believe you're as sane as a judge.
Dad: That's not true, my son. I wholeheartedly believe you're as sane as a judge.
by Info2go April 9, 2025

Hym "I have never had a problem with meritocratic victory or defeat. My position is actually perfectly analogous to Joe's position on judges. The judges are getting paid to decide to wins and who loses. They are the ones who choose the winner. Joe is not. What justification does Joe have to protest the judges decision? Joe must be full of shit because the people who decide who wins and who loses say that he's wrong. Is he wrong to call for them to be replaced with those who will make a fair judgement?"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Hym "BUT Hungry Judge Phenomenon doesn't occur 100% of the time does it? And reminding them of their mortality has the same effect? So it isn't 'predetermined' it just 'largely affected by' which, again, means determinism wrong and dumb. I mean it sounds like we should mandate snacks for judges and convince everyone they're immortal."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

1. n. The elite gang made up of those who pass judgement on almost anything and almost everyone.
2. v. The act of passing judgment when you are a member of the gang Sigma Judge.
3. n. Proff that all you really need to form a gang is a letter of the greek alphabet and your favorite past time.
2. v. The act of passing judgment when you are a member of the gang Sigma Judge.
3. n. Proff that all you really need to form a gang is a letter of the greek alphabet and your favorite past time.
1. J&A were founders of Sigma Judge.
2. I Sigma Judge that mustache you grew.
3. Let's start a gang, we can call it, Delta Ski!
2. I Sigma Judge that mustache you grew.
3. Let's start a gang, we can call it, Delta Ski!
by A&JSigJudge December 21, 2010

It's interesting how the judges seem to focus more on the mistakes an athlete makes even if the athlete has done a routine like nobody else, something that is theirs, something that is them. That's one of the worst things about the Olympics, there is really no such thing as better or worse routine, and yet they have an entire international event dedicated to grading which routine was better or worse, and that's what athletes are taught, they have to get a certain score. It's like grading what food is better or worse, some people like pizza and hate Chinese food and some people like Chinese food and hate pizza, the whole thing gets silly.
Olympic judges seem like the worst kind of people, instead of the Olympic games being the games that they are, people get the impression that all this stuff is the most serious thing in the world if they listen too closely to the judges.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Aaron Judge's twin brother and twitter legend for 24 hours. Aarson Judge signed with the San Fransisco Giants in the 2022 offseason but deal was later taken back after the Giants found out they were signing Aarson Judge and not Aaron Judge.
by Drippin Joe April 17, 2023

Your inner judge does what all judges do. Makes judgements.
A judgement is a decision that assigns a value to a person or action.
A judgement is a decision that assigns a value to a person or action.
by Shakimblee myspace.com/ghettoprincess_kim November 8, 2007
