Josh

A man who prentends to be a ladies man, but hides his secret..... homosexuality.

Josh is so far in the closet he lives in Narnia.

by Savanahhh.69 July 5, 2017

Josh

A guy who doesn't know if he is ganster, country, or skater. Dumps girls via TEXT MESSAGE. Failure at life, can't commit. Leads on girls, then goes back to his EX GIRLFRIEND who is a total BOOOOOOOTYCALLLLL. Dumb pothead, who lies about everything. Likes a lot of whores, thinks he is toooo cool for colllege, and has friends that are cooler than him. More than likely will lead you on and then dump you for no good reason at all. After he dumps you, you will be MORE THAN RELIEVED though.

Girl 1: "He seems really cool"
Girl 2: "What's his name?"
Girl 1: "Josh"
Girl 2: "NO girl, he is a total player"
Girl 1: "Oh, dang"

by aklreinsat-a May 18, 2011

Josh

guy with small penis who throws up alot, who drives on an empty tank east bumfuck and cries during thunderstorms while holding a donkey penis in his left hand and a lubricant in his right hand while his mom is spanking him telling him to go home, he doesn't listen very well because apparently he doesn't get the fact that IT'S OVER. bitch ass nigga

person 1: are you okay?
person 2: no im fucking puking!!!
person 1: are you being like josh again?

by tits_mcgee1234567 August 3, 2011

josh

Josh is a terrible lover and has a 1-inch penis

I heard John is a josh

by j0sh1 February 9, 2018

Josh A.

A huge jerk. Super hot. But will only use you and talk shit about you. Kinda obnoxious. can be annoying.

Dude you are such a Josh A. !

by betchesthese August 5, 2012

josh

Is a nice guy....to some people, but cares mostly about his video games, and will grow up to be fat and have diabetes

whos that fat ass? oh him thats josh the lazy computer addicted nerd!

by missleo September 7, 2012

Josh

This can be used as a noun or an adjective. Used to describe someone who is obsessive and a stalker. They are really apologetic, but we all know that if 'it' happends once, the chances of 'it' happening are are doubled. So watch out for the signs. A Josh will find a way to get to you, so be careful!

Girl "That guy will NOT stop callling me, I don't know what to do about it. I'm thinking about a restraining order, should I?"
Girl 2 " Hun, he is being such a JOSH, its definitally time for a restraining order!"

Dude " I love this girl so much, if I can't have her... no one can. Do you have her new number? She changed it again!"
Dude 2 "You need to relax, what did you change your name to Josh or something because you are oficially a Josh."

by Windex.Original. January 28, 2011