Jobran

Awesome totally amazing, sexy, intelligent and charming guy, with a one of a kind personality. Isn’t good at showing emotions but will surly take care of you and make you happy. If you happen to have a chance to date this guy never let him go, because you’ll never find one better than him.

Jobran is so cool

by Twoonetwo November 21, 2021

Planned Jobsolescence

Term describing the pre-meditated set of accumulated difficulties with Apple devices over time. These difficulties include increasingly insensitive buttons/touch screen, as well as an inability to make use of new network capabilities. Devices inevitably become extremely frustrating to use just as the next generation device comes to market.

The home button on my iPhone 4 crapped out just as the sweet new 5 came out. Planned Jobsolescence has compelled me to donate more money to Apple.

by ursus maritimus July 16, 2014

jibronie

a joint, or marijuana cigarette

i'm gunna roll a few jibronies and then we can go.

by The Rad June 11, 2006

jabroni

As a member of the semi-gang group known as the "jabronies," this person usually Italian with slicked back greasy hair which they run their hands through to style, they will wear light colored Polo shirts with popped collars, vintage looking jeans, Puma tennis shoes, and possibly be driving an American made sports car, usually a Mustang. A jabroni has unknowingly accepted the fact that he is a meaningless and identityless part of society. A jabroni's girlfriend is almost always a sharastitute and the leader of the jabronies is the jamoke.

"Hey did you see those Jabronies over there with there mustangs?"
"Of course I did, I'm the Jamoke! Now beat it!"

by Phil V. April 16, 2007

jabroni

(pronounced ja-bro-knee)-being really sketchy or just a bum. truly a mangy person to their core.

if im acting dumb or being a bad friend, im jabronious.

Jude Law is the opposite of a jabroni, because he is legit.

the hobo on the side of the street is a jabroni because he always kicks my tires when I stop at the light.

by callmekman November 6, 2010

Jabroni

A square. One who poses out. A pussy.

You're damn right i said i hate you, you pathetic piece of jabroni shit, and you can take that to the mother fuckin bank.

by siegemotherfucker October 27, 2007

Jabroni

1. One who cannot do the simpest tasks.
2. One who continuously creates havocs on the road due to making more than 2 attempts at parallel parking, running a stop sign, going 20 in a 30 mph zone.
3. Generally...an idiot.

1. You jabroni! The bowling ball goes up the lane...not BACKWARDS!
2. Did you see that jabroni? s/he rolled through the stop sign and didn't wait their turn.

by Mr. Spock February 26, 2004