Jiffy

Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”

Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!

Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.

Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!

by Amadeus Thrombosis November 6, 2024

Jiffing

The sexual, and sensational, act of stuffing Jif peanut butter into your partner's holes then having sex in said hole. After the male climax's in the Jiffy filled hole, the male then proceeds in sucking out semen infused Jif and either can eat it or share with his partner.

Person 1: "Dude, after Jiffing with Jessica, my mouth tasted like peanut butter for a whole day!"
Person 2: "That's crazy that you two really Jiffed together. I really want to find someone willing to do some Jiffing."

by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024

jiffussy

The act of making it gape so hard you can fit your whole penis in my fucking huge pussy

hey nathan wanna jiffussy

by sigmasigma February 11, 2025

jiffinism

An uncureable neck disease. it makes your neck all red and purple.

"Hey, i have jiffinism, is there a cure?
"No, there isnt. Im afraid you will die in 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1."

by yayayaya3217 December 15, 2025

Banging Jiffy

An Erection Lasting For Hours Caused by Taking an Accidental Viagra
If You Believe You Are Suffering From A Banging Jiffy You Should Consult A doctor Immediately!

"Dude Don't Eat That!"
"Why Not?"
"You'll Like Get A Banging Jiffy Man"

by Trollia December 18, 2012

qwiffy jiffy

Taking jiffy corn bread putting it in the vigina, then qwef it out

Jen likes to qwiffy jiffy ounce a week.

by Malaos3 March 21, 2017

Dirty Jiffary

Your girlfriend eats a lot of peanuts and the next day having anal sex with her . When you pull out your penis looks like it's coated with crunchy penut butter.

I gave my man the dirty jiffary to show him how much I love him. Who's got the jelly?

by Huevo Sanchez November 18, 2020