drowning the angry troll

Getting head from a toothless, irritable, aging prostitute
I am drowning the angry troll.
by Deltax192 February 12, 2015
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drown proof

pissing yourself before you enter the waves. surfing superstition
i am a very superstitios person so everytime that i go surfing i make sure to drown proof myself before entering the waves.
by bandit13 May 23, 2008
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Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.
Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014
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Drowning Javelin

A fore-play position for people that like near death experience during intercourse.
To perform this position you must first start in a 69 position where the male is on the bottom and the female is on the top, you continue this until the female climaxes resulting in her to squirt, making the male to feel as if they are drowning, causing him to fight for air and get up accidentally stabbing the female in the throat until quickly separating.
My wife and I preformed the Drowning Javelin last night and it was very interesting.
by Rytopia April 07, 2020
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[Drown] Ziggy

To Urinate. Specifically (but not exclusively) in a urinal.

Origin: Certain urinal drains bear an uncanny resemblance to classic comic strip character Ziggy staring up at you. (two beady eye and a giant nose)
If the drain is backed up, or you have a exceptionally robust stream, it is possible to completely submerge the "nose" and therefore "Drown Ziggy"
As nothing good ever happens to Ziggy, it is rather fitting.
"I'll be right back, I need to go Drown Ziggy".
"I drank so much last night that when I took a piss I almost drowned Ziggy."
by Phill the Thrill December 30, 2011
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land drowning

When some has no banter and all of the moisture is taken from the air
Han has killed a lot of people through land drowning
by Sling slong March 22, 2016
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drown fog

When you take a hit from a blunt or pen, hold the smoke, then drink lean.
by euoil88 September 21, 2018
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