by jdeeney May 13, 2008
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when you wake up on a Monday morning and you really dont want to go to school/work that day so you dont.
of course you could say "Monday Sickness" any day of the week.
of course you could say "Monday Sickness" any day of the week.
John: hey chris, you going to school tomorrow?
Chris: nah, its a Monday. i think im going fake sick
John: ah, going with Monday sickness, eh?
Chris: nah, its a Monday. i think im going fake sick
John: ah, going with Monday sickness, eh?
by Adassica1 October 18, 2010
The unofficial holiday before Fat Tuesday and following Tubby Sunday. For one to truly understand the sacrafices of Lent, one must over-indulge the three days pre-ceeding Ash Wednesday. Also known as the un-Triduum
Co-worker 1: Man, you look like hell for a Tuesday! Are you gonna make it for Mardi Gras cocktails tonight?
Co-worker 2: Dude, you bet! I had a full Chubby Monday and am ready to keep it rollin'!
Co-worker 2: Dude, you bet! I had a full Chubby Monday and am ready to keep it rollin'!
by Sazerac February 04, 2008
The act of covering up a friend or colleagues negative mental attitude (Monday attitude) on a Friday evening while hanging out in a group of people.
-Brian Smith
-Brian Smith
I noticed you brought Jeremiah with you and he brought his normal dickish attitude.. You're always fucking Monday Laundering him!
by Economic Hitman December 12, 2015
Experiencing one of those all too familiar Mondays full of headaches, bitchiness, and generally shitty luck with everything.
by crackfuzz January 10, 2012
Ninja monday is a word used to describe things that are out of place, awkward, ludicrous, strange, or just don't belong.
Dali- "Did you see that ridonkulous picture of June on facebook?"
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."
by Shakira Shakira. January 24, 2010