press the issue

pressing a gay nigga that’s talking on your name and basically calling you a bitch, “pressing the issue” is something instigators love

gay nigga 1: gay nigga 2 a bitch
gay nigga 2: huh?
crowd: dammmnnn
instigator: damnnn I wouldn’t let nobody call me gay fr fr, press the issue on that nigga!

instigators are very common in the 559 and could be found easily in any gay nigga house hold.

real

by gaynigga3 April 8, 2022

issues

substitute problems for people who have no real life worries.

problems that would not exist if the "issuee" would only stop thinking about them, unlike authentic problems such as hunger, disease, poverty etc.

1: i need an excuse to listen to anti-conformist music
2: why?
1: so i can be cool
2: *SLAPS!!*

1: i cut myself...
2: why?!
1: it's my "self abusive coping strategy"
2: *ONE INCH SLAPZ!!!!*

by skunky December 26, 2004

Trust issues

Something a lot of people have now I’m days.

It’s hard to trust someone who you have a bad passed with especially when having trust issues

by Gabby parker August 17, 2019

Skill Issue :troll:

A generally meaningless insult following a troll-face emoji, or a different emoji used most commonly for flamebait. Used by children (or those who have the mental capacity of children) who just can't come up with anything original or clever. Almost always about as unfunny as choppy gifs with captions that make no sense, these generic breeds of dumbasses are typically found in public Discord servers about combat-related games where people often share their thoughts on certain aspects of the game.

P1: "Doesn't this seem a little too overpowered?"
P2: "skill issue :troll:"
P1: "originality issue"

by actual dumbass April 24, 2021

richmond-issued

Being from Richmond, VA.

Also a common shirt seen by those who embrace the Richmond lifestyle

STRAIGHT OUTTA RICHMOND, i am richmond-issued for life.

by KERVON June 25, 2008

volume issue

1. The need to vomit after drinking beer or other carbonated beverages due to the carbonation and volume of the liquid itself attempting to use more stomach space than is comfortably available.

Also known as a "carbonation issue"

2. Relating to a situation where the acoustic noise is higher than desired or allowed.

1. "I'm feeling a volume issue...(!) (10 seconds pass) *puke*"

Last night my friend Scott said he wasn't throwing up from the alcohol; he said he was just having a volume issue.

2. We knew we had a volume issue on our hands when our neighbors called the cops after we put the music on.

by mittynuke April 26, 2009

zombie issue

A "zombie issue" is one that is a dead issue for most people but that some people won't allow to stay dead. They keep rehashing it and refusing to accept the resolution of the issue that most people have seen to be reasonable. They usually do this in an attempt to gain political advantage over their opponents, criticism of whom is the purpose of keeping the issue alive, or simply to draw attention to themselves. They don't realize that most people think their either deranged or just jerks for not letting the issue stay dead.

Joe: "I'm tired of hearing about the Benghazi tragedy and what Susan Rice said about it afterward, man! It's a zombie issue, and I wish those complainers would just let it stay dead."

by xnlover May 16, 2013