1. A country in the middle east. It rightfully belongs where it is because of the first jews settling in Canaan, where Israel is.
2. To steal from somebody and never give anything back. A good prank to pull on your nemesis tbh
2. To steal from somebody and never give anything back. A good prank to pull on your nemesis tbh
Guy 1: I love Israel
Guy 2: kys
Guy 1: Ok
Sharif: Yo bruh I just took Brendan’s bed
Arnold: Damn bro you just Israel’d the fuck out of him
Sharif: He’s gonna be so mad lmao
(Later…)
Brendan: YO WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY DAMN BED!?
Sharif and Arnold: HAH! GET ISRAEL’D!
Guy 2: kys
Guy 1: Ok
Sharif: Yo bruh I just took Brendan’s bed
Arnold: Damn bro you just Israel’d the fuck out of him
Sharif: He’s gonna be so mad lmao
(Later…)
Brendan: YO WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY DAMN BED!?
Sharif and Arnold: HAH! GET ISRAEL’D!
by LHInotShaggy November 22, 2023
Get the Israelmug. Here is how I would define that sentence in a dictionary style:
appropriation (uh-PRO-pree-AY-shun)
noun
Noun
The act of stealing possession or authorship of something and representing it as having always been one's own.
appropriation (uh-PRO-pree-AY-shun)
noun
Noun
The act of stealing possession or authorship of something and representing it as having always been one's own.
by Bagofbeaf November 12, 2023
Get the Israelingmug. Israel is a democratic state were jewish people and Arabic live in peace, but scared from the Palestinian threat. This is the only democratic state in the middle East, with good education to both Arabs and Jews. There are Arabic people governing with the Jewish people on that land. Muslims work at respectful jobs like doctors, lawyers and so on. Israel is the only place in the middle East that has pride parades, and the tel aviv pride parade is the largest in Asia. Israel is the only Jewish state, and the only state the Jewish community is actually safe in because nazis try to kill Jewish people in modern westernized countries (like France where a pro Palestinian waited on the doorstep of a Jewish woman and injured her badly, and the USA where those nazi fucks killed a jew.) Israel is also a land of reach history for the Jewish people.
"How nice it is to spread love in Israel"
"How fun it is to live in Israel
" Israel is under attack'
"How fun it is to live in Israel
" Israel is under attack'
by Factsforpeace November 12, 2023
Get the Israelmug. A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey.'
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine/israel as their home land.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey.'
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine/israel as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion, their culture and israel, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.
Note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this.
Note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
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Get the israelmug.