Pumping Irony 

Going to the gym and doing an exercise at a higher weight than you'd planned simply because it was already on the bar and you're too lazy to change the plates.

The last guy left his plates on the bar after he finished. It's only 10 more pounds than I was going to do and I really don't feel like changing the plates. Fuck it, guess I'm pumping irony today.

Pumping Irony by More_Libations June 4, 2015

Dramatic Irony 

Dramatic irony is when something dramatic happens that is also ironic.

Ex. Someone has a national champion Frisbee throwing trophy, and is going to throw you a Frisbee. When they throw it, it hits them in the face.

"Dramatic irony is very difficult to master when writing a story."
"It sure is!"

Dramatic Irony by Paddeloo March 2, 2017

facebookslut irony 

A girl, usually the class whore, that is always vaguely posting, usually wrongly, about how another chick is a whore.

Mrs. slut

"Rumors," well at least your spreading something besides your legs.

Comments:
Mrs. so tired of it: wow you've really out done yourself with all of this facebookslut irony.

facebookslut irony by Funneraintaword October 25, 2011

Sake of Irony

Doing something for the purpose of being ironic.

- "Hey man it's Terry Fox Memorial Day!"
- "Yeah, I'm going to light up a cigarette on the run for the sake of irony. Then I'd really be running for cancer."

- "Hey man, wanna join me in enjoying some Rum and Codeine?"
- "A codeine party? Well, I just came back from my school's drug presentation and a big portion of it was on opiates and Codeine, but for the Sake of Irony I will oblige!"

Sake of Irony by Ironic Anonymous October 13, 2009

Instagram Irony 

A retarded meme culture on Instagram, these users usually possess child pornography, scat porn and all types of other fucked up things.

It’s instagram irony
Unfunny

Instagram Irony by HellRisingLoser November 28, 2020

Platonic Irony

n. (Pluh/tawn/ick*Eye/ron/ee)

Of Neolithic origin; Derived from Platonica


Hitting on someone on the internet just to tell them no, yes, no, yes, later.


see also: -plato, n.; -platonica, n.

"That was some platonic irony."

Platonic Irony by FelixTheCatt June 23, 2008

morrisettian irony 

Qualcosa che viene definito ironico, ma non lo e'. Dalla canzone "Ironic" di Alanis Morrisette, che non contiene un solo esempio di autentica ironia (volutamente ironico.. o no?).

"Ero andata la' con un sacco di creme da sole, poi ho preso un casino di sole! Ironico, no?"
"No. Semmai e' morrisettian irony."

morrisettian irony by Scruffy McConnaugh April 27, 2014