people: gee whiz, lotta vax't people dying from variant whatever! better go get my booster.
me: .............................you're being serious, aren't you?
irony. see also, cognitive dissonance. also, insanity
me: .............................you're being serious, aren't you?
irony. see also, cognitive dissonance. also, insanity
by American Motors October 3, 2021
by QueenKatnissC March 21, 2023
An example of irony would be someone standing at their letterbox experiencing LBL whilst holding a sanitary product designed to capture the moist misfortune.
by padded with wings March 2, 2015
by 1:11AM July 3, 2019
With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.
by Analeest December 3, 2014
The phenology of an empire needing to continuously expand its borders AND impose racial segregation on its subjects.
As the empire grows it runs out of capital to continue expanding.
The empire then allows racial integration in order to free trapped capital within the empire.
This ends the empire in a 300-year timeframe.
As the empire grows it runs out of capital to continue expanding.
The empire then allows racial integration in order to free trapped capital within the empire.
This ends the empire in a 300-year timeframe.
The irony-of-empire paradigm argues that racial integration is an attempt by the empire to free capital to fund expansion in contrast to an altruistic attempt to become more just.
It indicates that empires fall to the laws of capitalism more than any contrapositive external condition.
It indicates that empires fall to the laws of capitalism more than any contrapositive external condition.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 21, 2018
watching videos on beating procrastination and depression while you have weeks of work and studying to catch up on
Yeah, I have a project that was due more than a week ago but instead of working on it, I flew through an unending ironi-crastination playlist of videos that are supposed to help me get control of my life back, but it's still like me in class: the words go in through one ear and out the other. :,)
by Mal.Halsey April 26, 2022