Jewish Interest

Absurd interest rate charged by Jews for a loan. Typically, the interest alone is exponentially greater than the original loan amount, even only a few moments after the loan is accepted.

*Monday 11:44 AM*
Shaun: Ey yo Eli lemme borrow a quarter brah.
Elijah: Heh, sure man but I charge interest if I don't get it back in a day.
Shaun: Kay brah I gotchu.
*Tuesday 11:45 AM *
Shaun: Yo Eli here ya go brah-
Elijah: ... Where's the other $5,831?
Shaun: Aw shiiiit I forgot you use Jewish Interest....

by Celestial Guardian November 1, 2016

fixed permanent interest

A high amount of interest expected on monies owed that does not decrease until ALL of the money is paid.

Germany continued to pay Britain its' fixed permanent interest loan until well into world war two.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

The Most Interesting Man In The World

A sexual act in which a man pulls out before the woman cums and says "Stay Thirsty My Friend." He proceeds to chug a Dos Equis and exit the room while smoking a cigar.

Brought a girl home from the bar last night and gave her The Most Interesting Man In The World

by MoonmoonB June 28, 2019

Interweby

It's a like a city on the internet.

Albab: This city is sux0rs!
Crill3: You don't live in a city, you live in a interweby.
Albab: True *drools on the matrix*

by Pyros soul November 29, 2006

self-interest

An interest decided purely on one's own decision.

I use self-interest, for example I don't want to get out of bed, it's not my interest (self-interest in action).

by badmouth June 4, 2016

CHILDS BEST INTERESTS

A current or future physical , emotional enviroment for a child suggested by state (family services) only with the consent of the childs parents & grandparents except where there has been a criminal conviction for abuse against said child

it`s in the childs best interests to remain in care as there may be a risk of emotional harm in the future

by JACK`S DAD June 11, 2011

interweb

A parody of the word internet, mostly spoken by people who wish to appear 1337, only all too often they end up looking like n00bs.

Dude 1: Guys!!! I just h4x0r3d teh interweb!!!11one

Me: FACE!!

Zach: DIE IN A FIRE.

by Aud, Eegs, da Bo, and the letter K August 30, 2005