soo-doh-in-tl-ek-choo-uhl (Noun)
People who constantly refer to cracked.com as the source of their references, opinions, beliefs, or information. Usually accompanied with a tone of undeserved superiority.
People who constantly refer to cracked.com as the source of their references, opinions, beliefs, or information. Usually accompanied with a tone of undeserved superiority.
"How do you know that?"
"You'd know it too if you read cracked.com. I'm probably the first person who ever discovered cracked.com and started reading it. I'm also probably their biggest fan."
"Oh, I see, you're a pseudo-intellectual."
"You'd know it too if you read cracked.com. I'm probably the first person who ever discovered cracked.com and started reading it. I'm also probably their biggest fan."
"Oh, I see, you're a pseudo-intellectual."
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Guy 1: Hey dude! How was that class debate?
Guy 2: It was freaking awesome. It was pure intellectual Masturbation.
Guy 2: It was freaking awesome. It was pure intellectual Masturbation.
by alexrider March 9, 2015
Get the Intellectual Masturbation mug.When a man utilizes his logic, reasoning and aptitude to destroy a woman's irrational argument that is largely based on emotional appeal. In the most serious of cases, a man will incapacitate and humiliate a woman so severely with his words that it is akin to him unzipping his pants and slapping her repeatedly across her face with his penis.
John: "Yo bro did you see that politics debate between Mike and Laura yesterday?"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"
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For some reason, the manager always puts Jimmy on the cash register, even though he can never count the change back to the customers. You would think he would realize he's an intellitard and limit him to filling the condiment station...
by magicmonkeymeat August 1, 2008
Get the Intellitard mug.An "intellectual" whose writings are based on opinions (which any asshole could write), and not a substantial amount of scholarly research. Michael Eric Dyson's book: Is Bill Cosby Right? or has the Black Middle Class Lost Its Mind is a great example. What kind of title is that? He's not a scholar, he's what capitalism produces.
I'm about to get the new young jeezy, and michael eric dyson's book.
Oh yeah?, but isn't he like a scholar?
naw, man he's a bootleg intellectual.
Oh yeah?, but isn't he like a scholar?
naw, man he's a bootleg intellectual.
by ArianaJ December 14, 2006
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Joe thinks he could do better on Eggheads and claims to know everything. The man is full of shit Armchair intellectuals
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