danger noodle

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle
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Danger zone

Women between 27 and 35 who are on the cusp of being forever unmarried. At this she's just trying to settle down and get married before her assets start depreciating. She doesn't want to be leftovers after 35.
Kevin Samuels: women if you are between the ages 27 and 35 you are in the danger zone. You should be laser focused on what are expectations are.

Any unmarried women over 35 who is obsessed with their success.
by Ganja jesus May 07, 2022
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Danger Loli

A "Danger Loli" is a character trope often found in anime and manga.

When a small girl character is dangerous.

The gap between their sweet outwards appearance, and their actions are what define a danger loli.

A few examples of types of Danger Lolis would be:
-Traditional: Tanya Degurechaff from Youjo Senki is a danger loli, because despite the appearance of a young girl she is the ace of her countries militarily.
-Other kind of danger: Yuika Koga from Hensuki is a danger loli, because she constantly tries to dom the main character of the series.
"That girl looks like shes kind"

"Nah bro thats a danger loli "

"oh shit"
by King Kurto November 05, 2021
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Danger Days

One of the best albums by the band, My Chemical Romance. It was slightly different from what they normally made. They are (sadly ;-;) not a band anymore, and shall be remembered.
Did you hear the song, Na Na Na? It was my favorite song in the Danger Days album!
by emo-iero January 31, 2016
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Danger zone

When you’re stalking someone’s pictures on social media and accidentally go back to when he/she was underage.
Friend 1: Man, she looks a little weird in this picture...
Friend 2: Dude, that pic’s from 5 years ago! You’re in the danger zone!
by NinjaHouseCat September 24, 2018
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Danger Kitten

An extremely stuck up whore, traped in the horrors of her own ego. Butt-ugly, her mirror must be broken, or else she would have known by now her "flirting" with the users of GameRanger is futile.

If you ever want to become bulemic just look at her picture on PGR after every meal.
"Baron Samedi: danger kitten is yokozuna because she is a fat sumo who likes to try to beat up on aibo burger buddies"
by Drågøn?Girl October 01, 2005
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dangerous minds

Boring, stereotypical teacher movie starring Michelle Pfeiffer or however the hell u spell it. She is a first-time teacher who starts teaching the retard class and then it dawns on her that they are too old to be reading dumbshit books for 5th graders. She talks to the teachers and they explain that she got the dumbshit class and they're not gona waste the good materials on them. So she does what every other teacher does...invades the clas's personal space by driving to their homes and speaking to their parents, settling gang fights throuh her loving words, and taking students out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they order food like a whole roast chicken, and ball the waiter out. they eventually begin to love her (big surprise) and blah blah blah...2 kids are pulled out of the skl by their mom who thinks the teacher is a 'white bread bitch'...one of the smart kids gets prego and is forced to leave but michele fights bravely for her...michelle realizes that the leader of the class and also of some no-doubt ruthless gang needs her help to not die, and offers him a place in her house but he says no just like anyone would cuz that's just fuckin weird...and then he dies cuz of something to do with he knocked on the principal's door and the principal had some issue with the way he knocked, and then because of that or something stemming from that, he was killed by another gang member. and this makes michelle and the class upset.

and then (just like in every other version of this movie) ms pfeiffer or whatever her movie name is, tells them she's going to teach at some other school, adn theyre like aww no way ese or whatever manufactured slang the directors have them use, and then she's like aww ok kids I'll stay adn we'll learn til the cows come home. The End
Jimmy: Hey! I rented Dangerous Minds for us to watch.
Jonny: Um actually I have to go...somewhere.
by Angelacia May 24, 2007
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