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Incompitent

Being unable to do anything correctly, including controlling ones bowels.
My president is incompitent.
by Jenburt June 28, 2025
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Incompetent Queer

Someone who only got the job because they are gay and the gay boss likes that. Couldn't do the work for shit.
I wonder if it was Gavin himself or some Incompetent Queer underling who came up with the phrase "Make America Gavin Again". This drivel exemplifies why corruption is a bad thing. We get worse ideas because of it.
by Publius0987 August 26, 2025
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incompute

Totally lacking in sensibility, reasoning, or strategic calculation; acting without mental processing, foresight, or intellectual rigor. Describes decisions or behaviors made without analysis, computation, modeling, or even basic rational processing.

Origin:
compute → to think logically, calculate, reason
in- → not; without
→ incompute = without computation; without calculation; without strategic reasoning.
His response to the crisis was utterly incompute — no planning, no logic, no computation at all.

The tariff war was so incompute that even calculators filed for emotional distress.

A leader who makes incomputed decisions exposes an entire nation to risk. The tariff announcements were a textbook case.

incomputely (adv.) — “He acted incomputely.”
incomputed (adj.) — “An incomputed decision.”
incomputation (n.) — total lack of computational foresight.

As a noun:
“Don’t be an incompute — think for two seconds before you act.”
“He kept making the same mistake; the guy’s a total incompute.”
“You’re being incompute right now. Slow down, compute, and try again.”
by LexiconBaldwin December 3, 2025
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professional-incompetence

Someone who is bad at what they do, someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about, but they do it in a way that seems outwardly proffessional.

Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent
It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.

Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 8, 2018
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A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom
5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency
by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021
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creative incompetence

The shitty life hack, where someone asks you to do something and you do it so badly you are never asked to do it again.

"Creative incompetence"is defined by a paradoxical outlook that requires the incompetent person to use more energy and thought to do the task badly than to do it correctly in the first place.
Paris Hilton never liked being a DJ so, using a little creative incompetence, she designed set lists that included Norwegian mining songs and Hentai movie sound tracks. She now works incognito as a nail technician on Sunset Blvd.
by anonymous September 24, 2021
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geographic incompatible

geographic incompatible: He or She lives too far to date.
by Puertorican Lady October 17, 2021
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