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Millions wear the hats

A joke tag made for posts about gnomes being real. Most commonly used in tandem to lightly make fun of disabilities at the posters expense.
Some people may be using the tag to spread Nazi rhetoric, although most do not use it in this context.
Person 1: A gnome is invading my garden
Person 2 millions wear the hats

(We are both schizophrenic)
by Murie111 May 21, 2023
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A Million Miles Away

Friday night, I'd just got back
I had my eyes shut and dreaming about the past
I thought about you while the radio played
I should have got loaded, some reason I stayed
I started drifting to a different place
I realized I was falling off the face of the world
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I'm a million miles away
A million miles away
I'm just a million miles away
And there's nothing left to bring me back today
Took a ride, I went downtown
The streets were empty, there was no one around
To place that we used to know
Been all the places that we used to go
I'm at the wrong end of your looking glass
Just trying to hold on to the hands of the past and you
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I was a million miles away
A million miles away
I'm just a million miles away
And there's nothing to bring me back today
Bring me back today, bring me back today
I started drifting to a different place
I realized, falling off the face of the world
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I was a million miles away
I'm a million miles away
I'm a million miles away
And there's nothing left to bring me back today
Bring me back today, bring me back today
Bring me back today
by Death Menace March 8, 2023
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million bucks 50 ducks and 25 trucks

the feeling the Turbo Scrub gives you
I used the Turbo Scrub and feel like a million bucks 50 ducks and 25 trucks.
by EpicGamerJues78 March 16, 2023
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A Million Bajillion Dollars

The story of a man quitting gambling before he got the dimaonds so the idamonds he didnt get but the other guy was minign also and he was going to the diamonds so he got the million bajillion dollars and not the other guy cuz he quit.
Don't quit now! Otherwise you'll miss the opportunity to get a million bajillion dollars!!!
by coolgangstergamer January 20, 2024
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Million Pity

Code term used by internet zoosadists to view animal abuse content on YouTube, typically of baby monkeys.
"Heard of monkeygate?"

"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."

"I'm concerned about how you know that."
by caseyvet December 14, 2023
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Big Million

Did you see that play? That’s big million.
by TakashiUmi June 13, 2018
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