impinge

to encroach upon, infringe, have an effect, make an impression

I hope I don't impinge on her personal space by sitting between her and Zeke.

by Tall Tower April 26, 2006

Impossible Firehose

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl

After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.

by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007

Impalin

a word used to describe any example of an instance where a politician makes a move that should be politically (and solely politically) beneficial but backfires. Most recent, this term has been used in discussion of McCain’s choice to nominate Sarah Palin as his VP.

Past tense: "impalined"

John McCain will feel silly for impalin‘ himself with that VP pick!
I hope the Republicans get mad at John McCain for his impalin‘ decision to choose Governor Palin.
He lost the election by impalin‘ himself because he made that single decision.

by Impalin October 23, 2008

impulse buy-curious

1. Noun- One who is on the verge of making an impulse buy.

"Yo, Nancy was at the Bose store gettin' all impulse buy-curious and shit. She almost bought a damn massage chair!"

by l33tatrl January 3, 2009

Impenus

A synonym for describing someone who is a dick

"OMG Tony from Survivor is such an impenus"

Scenario: Driving in the car with your gran, guy swerves in front of you

"AHH, what an impenus"

by justsel April 17, 2014

Impurturdable

One who can not take a shit. Similar to constipation except for the fact that this is voluntary. i.e., voluntary constipation.

Adam is Impurturdable.

by MasterJasper July 21, 2016

photo-imposer

One who sneaks into the background of a person or group of people posing for a picture, usually making a face or picking their nose, totally unbeknownst to the photographer.

Sometimes, the savvy photo-imposer will even squeeze in with a group of friends posing for a *guest phtographer.

Guy showing off pictures at work- "Here we are in New York, see the Statue of Liberty behind us?"
Co-worker- "Yeah, but whos that guy next to you scratching his nuts?"

Bill: Here we are at Joe's party, what a blast!
Dave: Who the hell is the guy next to you putting his tounge in your ear???
Bill: Damn photo-imposer, Janet said he grabbed her ass during the picture.

by topsidejoe October 1, 2007