Insta Pot

What the Instant Pot was called before it was altered due to the mandela effect. (Not to be confused with The Carbonaro Effect).
“Wow, Janice, this chili is delicious!”
“Thank you! I made it in our Insta Pot!”
by peachybaby September 07, 2021
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Schrodinger's Insta

Any activity you do did not occur until a social media post is created. Until then you simultaneously did and did not do said activity. Your life did not happen unless it was displayed on social media
Bro that party was sick. You gotta post a shitty video or you gonna get stuck with Schrodinger's Insta
by bobdob July 24, 2022
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Insta Simp

A men named Oancea Onutu Gabriel Victor
aka gaby victor
Gaby: "damn you make awesome photos"
Girl: " yuck , you are an Insta Simp"
by adryblajj September 09, 2020
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bromley insta

every single girl from bromley.

they look like clapped drown rats in real life, but 10s on the gram.
Mate 1: wow she could hold this wood
Mate 2: nah bro you would go so soft, loon at her bromley insta
by inshalllllahhhsuiiiii November 22, 2021
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Insta Egg

When an individual accidentally (or intentionally ) leaves or captures an item unintended in a posted photo
"OMG did you see she accidentally left an Insta Egg of her new album in her latest post"
by HSP Addict October 27, 2021
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Insta-wisdom

: Lowbrow social media pseudo-wisdom touted as wisdom. Characterized by one or more of the following:

1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.

4. Often loaded with fluff.
Examples of Insta-wisdom.

Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible

Example 2: Oversimplification:

There are three phases of life:

The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.

Example 3: Logical fallacies:

Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
by Dimebag Donny December 02, 2024
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insta-mission

Going on an adventure specifically to get a beautiful picture to share online, especially on Instagram.
Bro!! Want to go on on a insta-mission tonight to get some shots of the sunset tonight?
by j.turansky November 04, 2015
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