Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.

Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.

by G-rock October 2, 2019

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brain hurt

a mild headache caused by someone confusing or acting abnormally towards you.
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caused when you don't know how to talk to someone because they are so different from you

Christina: "I don't understand video-games they are a waste of time"
Sam: "You make my brain hurt"

by Thunderfarts April 23, 2018

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Hurt-aches

Hurt-aches refer to the rippling seam of hurts that can weave throughout your entire being as a result of unresolved trauma.

I had absolutely no clarity around my 'hurt-aches'. All I knew was that they were deeply embedded in my being, rippling and raging until they could be contained no more

by Magic Myrtle April 28, 2020

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Hurt-aches

Hurt-aches refer to the rippling seam of hurts that can weave throughout your entire being as a result of unresolved trauma.

I had absolutely no clarity around my 'hurt-aches'. All I knew was that they were deeply embedded in my being, rippling and raging until they could be contained no more

by Magic Myrtle April 28, 2020

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Major Hurting

When something is really really bad, or when a guy or a girl are really ugly.

Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"

Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"

Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."

by bunnyluv143 April 17, 2012

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