Hooked Up

1. Califorinia Penal System: Instruction from a guard (see BULL) to new prisoners who are being bussed out of the holding area (see the LOOP)to jail-proper, to connect their leg chains to a partner.

2. to cause the desired interaction.

1. "Let's get HOOKED UP, ladies! Move, Move, Move!"
2. "C'mon dude, you've know Allison for years: HOOK me UP!"

by mainframe October 31, 2003

hoomed out

The condition of being, acting, or looking gay. Started when someone decided to run with the common misspelling of the word "homo".

1) You're looking pretty hoomed out right now.
2) I want nothing to do with your hoomed out tendencies.

by slangmaster123 December 27, 2007

Hooded Claw

A slang term for clitoris.

I spread open her legs and lapped over

her hooded claw with my tongue.

by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

Meat hooked

The act of using your penis so well so that the partner can think of nothing else.

She wouldn't stop calling me, I meat hooked her.

by NewportNick December 7, 2010

Hooked Up

Putting yourself together for an evening out...
Makeup,hair,outfit and shoes...

She was all hooked up for an evening out.

by Angel B. January 5, 2006

hooded fang

A male circumcized penis; slightly curved penis

Dude! Nick just whipped out his hooded fang!

by Kim Richolds January 15, 2008

Hooked Up

When someone is stoned, pissed or generally off their head after using drugs or drinking alcohol.

You were pretty hooked up last night when you spewed in that garden.

by god May 20, 2003