Hoofed

When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.

... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"

by Loifer December 27, 2007

Hoofer snoofer

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017

hoofle

A portmanteau of 'hoof' and 'muffle', whereby one hoofs drugs in a bathroom using the flush to muffle the sound.

"Pass me the gear Pablo. I'm off to the toilets for a sneaky hoofle."

by BaronVonChickenPants July 11, 2018

hooflepoof

A nickname for hufflepuff or a slythrin its annoying use on people who get annoyed easy

They will cry

Me:I'm a slythrin

Adam:nah ur a little hooflepoof

Me:crys

by LittleHOOFLEPOOF November 12, 2019

Hoofydoofy

Someone who is goofy or corny.

“Josh says he likes me but never takes me out on dates or offers to buy me a drink when we go to the bar and I only ever see him late night.”

“Nahh, he’s a hoofydoofy for that.”

by Annalocaa October 15, 2023

crusty dusty hoofs

Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!

Oi, you! Get ya crusty dusty hoofs of ma Lonsdale tracksuit!

by Queen of the underworld November 18, 2021

Hoofaloof

A gay person that everyone knows that they are gay but they don't know it yet.

Joey is such a hoofaloof

by Jacob Ray May 11, 2008