Homecoming

A huge orgy involving multiple parties, grinding, and tons of drunk/horny teenagers that usually follows a football game.

Yo, you going to homecoming?

by WOAH KUNG FU February 26, 2015

homework

Something you have to do EVERY night after school when you should be goofing off watching Spongebob Squarepants or looking at porn on the internet!

Homework: Something that you should do to not make your brain look like a baby boy's penis.

by Eric June 10, 2004

Avoiding Homework

What you are most likely doing right now.

Abby was avoiding homework, so she got on Urban Dictionary.

by serious lack of good names October 22, 2009

homeboy

The epitome of a friend. Somebody you kick it with. A person who always has your back. You can't go through life without a homeboy. It's hard to have more than one, because they're one in a million.

You ain't shit without your homeboy - Tupac Shakur

by Poopdeck222 April 3, 2007

Homework

Easily the worst thing ever created. Designed by the school system to make sure kids have school on their minds 24/7. It's end results are depression, people kicking?punching things, crying, and lack of sleep.

Homework is good for 1 thing. An excuse to go to your friends house. School wouldn't be so terrible if we didn't have homewrk.

by kid1768 May 17, 2010

homework

The ultimate end to "your time". Assigned by your evil teachers who aren't satifised that you put in 7 hours a day mon-fri of work that you would rather take a dump on than do. If somebody was prepared to do that with me I'd be pleased. But no. They decided that you can't get home from schhol, kick your shoes off and do what ever it is you wanna, you gotta start doing your homework. It makes me wanna puke. Some homework might actually be worth your valuble time. Other shit isn't. Pour exemple the subjects which you don't like/couldn't give a shit about/is not anything to do with what you wanna be when your older.
My maths teacher is the biggest bitch when it comes to homework. We have maths on mon,tues and weds. she expects our monday homework in on tues, and our weds h/w in on thurs morning. How unfair is that! see said if it changed, she'd have to see our homework on the tuesday instead of monday, and our class voted against that happening cos some people has stuff to do/more h/w than they have on a monday. I almost stood up and scream "FUCKS SAKE, JUST DIE MRS OWEN"
Homework has made me cry/lose sleep/kick things and hurt my own foot/want to top myself. It should be abolished.
I must point out however that some teachers are safe and don't set homework ever/very rarely/easy h/w. Those are the teachers I respect

*My class is sitting in Maths with Mrs Ford learning Trigononmetry*
Mrs Ford: Right, for homework I want exersise 2.2 questions 1-7 for next lesson please.
Me: How will this subject help in later life
Mrs Ford: If you wanted to work in construction
Me: Well I don't. I could be doing something useful in the time it takes me to do this stuff
Mrs Ford:*realises she got nowt to bring to me*
Shhhh and get on with your work, you're disrupting everyone else
Me: tuts and comtinues playing pac man on my phone

by Queen Of Sheeba October 7, 2006

Homenometer

(n.) An upgraded version of the gaydar. Consider it to be the Gaydar V2.0

"Dude, does he seem a bit gay to you?"

"Hell yeah. My homenometer readings are going off the chart!"

by ROFLMYWAFLZ December 2, 2009