holding hands with sausage 

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

holding hands with sausage by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008

holding pattern 

Term used when in a club or bar when you want to talk to a girl, but looks like she has a bf or someone else waiting to talk to her.

You enter the holding pattern until either everyone around her goes away or you alter your destination somewhere else.

Dude 1: Hey dude, there's a pretty girl over there by the bar, but looks like she has a bf.

Dude 2: I'll enter a holding pattern until he pisses off.

holding pattern by hawkini_mm March 26, 2010

vagina holder 

A vagina holder is something to hold your you know what in place when you’re having an exciting day

I got some new vagina holders today at Macy’s

vagina holder by I’ll dick you down June 1, 2018

holdin' it down 

Being on top of things. In control of current situation.

"Hey Dre whazzup?"
"Nuttin much juss holdin it down"

holdin' it down by JJ fo shizzle November 4, 2003

Tayler Holder 

Tayler Holder is the definition of perfect. He is a combination of hot, kind, talented and he has an amazing sense of humor. I’m pretty sure he could steal your girl so fellas, you might wanna watch out.

Person 1: Yo my girlfriend is meeting Tayler Holder today.
Person 2: oh lord. You’re not gonna have a girlfriend after today.

Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because Tayler Holder is actually Mr. Steal Your Girl.

Tayler Holder by Heresarandomdefinition October 21, 2018

Hollenberg Streamer 

Where one climbs up onto the highest piece of furniture in a room and then urinates on to their partner before, during or after sex. Usually performed on Shabbos. Some variants involve the use of a dreidel as a timer where the urination must continue until the dreidel stops spinning.

Dude, last night I pulled a proper Hollenberg Streamer from the top of the dresser onto that stuck up chick from JDate.

Hollenberg Streamer by thatoneguy12rw June 23, 2010

sex holder 

A sex holder is a person, who gently holds the genitals of a stranger without their knowledge.

Watch it, John, that guy is a bit of a sex holder.

sex holder by 933k June 6, 2018