hockey boy 

a hockey boy is either a 4'9" or 6'7" he's cool, and breaths oxygen. If he's not 4'9" or 6'7", then he's a fraud. Basically lives on the ice. His name would be Jackson, Jason, Justin, Joshua, Josh, Marco, Matthew, Max, Noah, Tyler, Donald, Daniel, Tristian, Christan, Cristian, Kyle, Adam, Carson, Greg, Owen, Diago, Harrison, Conner, Matteo, Griffen, Colen, and Anthony.

girl 1: Wow, he's cool.
girl 2: Yeah, he's a hockey boy.

hockey boy by mike ox is a gabe itch January 31, 2020

hockey widow 

A woman who is married to (or dating) a man who is so obsessively involved with hockey that it keeps him away from home (or he is hardly seen at home).

Jennifer becomes a hockey widow every year during the hockey season because Justin is the coach of the town's Bantam hockey team.

hockey widow by Reeltreble January 25, 2009

Hockey Head 

The disgusting odour coming from a guys penis and ballsac after they have played hockey. Hockey Head is giving the head during this disgusting phase.

When my boyfriend came home from hockey, he made me give him hockey head. It was gross.

Hockey Head by Nicole1420 May 9, 2009

hockey bro 

where hockey is not just a sport, it's a life style. the scum of the universe, doucebags of the planet, but the greatest athletes that have ever live. Hockey bros usually travel in a pack, very rarely you ever see them alone. they are the loudest, most obnoxious, biggest tools and possibly the hottest kids the world has ever seen. Often terms said by bros would be: snipe, sauce, and celly.

friend 1: oooohhh, who are they?

friend 2: them? they're the hockey bros.

hockey bro by taylor malind September 29, 2011

hockey mom 

Sarah Palin’s folksy, self-proclaimed description of herself, followed by her assertion that the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick – therefore publicly admitting that she walks on four legs, has eight nipples, a tail and greets her friends by sniffing their assholes. (And within the Tea Party, that’s a whole lot of sniffing!)

Man 1: Let’s put some lipstick on that pitbull and turn it into a hockey mom.
Man 2: Better yet, let’s put some lipstick and glasses on it and turn it into Sarah Palin!

hockey mom by Politic Ric October 22, 2010

Hockey Mom 

noun.
variations: Hockeymom

Complete opposite of a Soccermom. A Hockey mom takes only her kid to hockey practice and let the neighbor's kid walk because he is on the other team.

The Hockey mom uses the following tactics to ensure her kid plays well:

- big breakfasts consisting of a lot of cooked animals

- threatens to beat her kid if he does not score a goal (or lets a goal in, if the kid is a goalie)

- yells at her kid to score when at the game

- yells profanities at the other players

The Hockey mom usually drives a pickup truck and lives on a farm. She is a stay at home mom with a large family (usually 7 kids, 3 girls, 4 boys. All boys play hockey)

The Hockey mom carries these interesting traits:
- will cut off any SUV sporting a "IM A SOCCERMOM" bumper sticker
- usually has a chipped upper front tooth
- usually dirty blonde with long hair parted in the middle
- wears tight levi's jeans from ther high school days in the 80's
- listens to REO Speedwagon and Aerosmith
- Drinks vodka and rum and coke
- Married to a redneck farmer that she met in high school. He inherited the farm and his mom was also a hockey mom.

Totally opposite of Soccermom: See Soccermom

Johnny: Hey! Those two women are fighting!
Billy: That ain't no women, those are our moms!
Johnny: damn, dude, my mom just beat the shit out of your mom!
Billy: That's cause my mom is a Soccermom
Johnny: Yeah, and my mom is a Hockey mom
Billy (sobbing): yeah....

Hockey Mom by billyVandory February 19, 2010

Hockey Style 

This pertains to when you bring a girl back to your house who has a decent body, but her face is nasty (a butterface). When she wants to have sex, you pull her shirt over her head like hockey players do when they get into fights and then bang the hell out of her. It'll be just like you were banging a hot chick!

Sara wanted to do it, but she wasn't hot at all so I screwed her hockey style.

Hockey Style by Brian He July 20, 2008