helpmeat

brad

Brad, u my helpmeat

by Braphog7 October 13, 2020

helpmeiaminpain

helpmeiaminpain

helpmeiaminpain

by aguywhodoesstuff October 11, 2021

Hamburger Helper

To fuck a girl so hard her pussy is destroyed.

Your at the bar with your buddies and a hot girl walks by. You say to your buddy: "hey jeff, I'm gonna Hamburger helper that broads pussy tonight!"

by Bruce Twayne December 20, 2008

lazy bitch helper

When she lays there like a limp noddle

Man, baby was tired that I got me a big portion of lazy bitch helper

by Cider December 16, 2002

hamburger helper

when you take a shit in a girls vagina and then cum in it and then you mix it all in then eat it o so slowly

I hate hamburger helper they taste like crap

by brian jenkins January 29, 2008

nipple helpers

The little bumps all around your nipples. Some of them have hairs coming out of them, some are actually filled with white stuff like a zit. Girls with too many nipple helpers are unattactive in each and every way.

Dam that bitch fly like a mutta fucka-speaker 1
Na B, it looks like she has a million little helper nipples -speaker 2
word she has lots of nipple helpers -speaker 1
I wouldn't fuck her with a 10 foot pole -speaker 2
nipple helpers on chicks are fucking gross -speaker 1

by Sam Freihofer February 24, 2007

Herpies

Dicks

U have herpies bitch

by Suckadic June 6, 2020