help not a hindrance

what your mother suggests you be in situations when you're causing a delay, interruption, or some degree of difficulty in her completing some routine task

Mom: I'm trying to finish grading these papers, so can you please quiet down?

Me: pffffffffffffft! fart

Mom: You know, you'd make my life a lot easier if you'd one day decide to be a help not a hindrance.

by Sorry, I mean, excuse me, Mom May 13, 2010

Help a tree grow

Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth

Friend 1: Yo, I need to help a tree grow
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!

by Kesh123 September 27, 2015

Help urban Dictionary kidnapped me

Please help this isn’t a joke they kidnapped me

Hey guys I need help urban dictionary kidnapped me

by Rio Ranger October 19, 2020

help meat

Biblically speaking a help meat is an individual within a relationship that helps the other individual within the relationship one being a male in which the other being a female created from the males rib again biblically speaking to support one another in sickness and in health til death do they part.

When a man marries he takes a wife as his help meat.

by Cammax2004 mom November 2, 2015

help a turtle cross the road

Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.

Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.

by KaunArtist September 8, 2011

help my j key is broken

often typed when a j key on a keyboard is broken.
wait how would you type it if its broken?

Help my j key is broken on my keyboard!

by TheBroken10thLetterKey May 17, 2018

help i accidentally summoned a lemon

The FIRST things that comes up when you type in, "help i accidentally"

help i accidentally summoned a lemon no kidding

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022