what your mother suggests you be in situations when you're causing a delay, interruption, or some degree of difficulty in her completing some routine task
Mom: I'm trying to finish grading these papers, so can you please quiet down?
Me: pffffffffffffft! fart
Mom: You know, you'd make my life a lot easier if you'd one day decide to be a help not a hindrance.
Me: pffffffffffffft! fart
Mom: You know, you'd make my life a lot easier if you'd one day decide to be a help not a hindrance.
by Sorry, I mean, excuse me, Mom May 13, 2010
Get the help not a hindrance mug.Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth
Friend 1: Yo, I need to help a tree grow
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!
by Kesh123 September 27, 2015
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by Rio Ranger October 19, 2020
Get the Help urban Dictionary kidnapped me mug.Biblically speaking a help meat is an individual within a relationship that helps the other individual within the relationship one being a male in which the other being a female created from the males rib again biblically speaking to support one another in sickness and in health til death do they part.
by Cammax2004 mom November 2, 2015
Get the help meat mug.Finally going to take a shit after turtling the poo. The act of defecating. To expel feces from ones body.
Wow I'm glad i was able to help a turtle cross the road. taking a poop I just helped the biggest turtle cross the road I feel so much better.
by KaunArtist September 8, 2011
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