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NASTY HECTOR

When you cum in your womans pussy then put your fingers in her cum flooded snatch and wipe them under her nose. Also called "The Armor All" treatment.
After I busted a nut in her tight pussy I ended it with a Nasty Hector!
by SlickStickRick May 8, 2014
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Tepid Hector

The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.

Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.
DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???

GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!

DaveP: You're sick!

GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.

GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.
by SlenderJed May 30, 2017
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Big Boy Hector

Big boy Hector is another word for an individual with a large and or fat chode.
Herald: Look at big boy hector coming our way
Big boy Hector: Dude stop!

Herald: SHOW US YOUR CHODE YOU BUTLER FUCKBOY.
by LightBeUponYouAndYou February 26, 2017
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look at me Hector

by Saulman500 September 22, 2023
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Capt'n Hector

A human male member of the Ambrosia software web boards who for some reason is named after a female parrot with a bad attitude.
Why did he spell it Capt'n Hector rather than Cap'n Hector like it is in the game?
by The Masked Clock April 5, 2003
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a rock called hector

A rock called hector is a tiktoker who reposts videos saying the phrase 'A rock called hector'. This rock is a character from the game Omori. Hector is a rock to that belongs to the character Kel in headspace.
I keep a rock called hector in my comments!
by a rock called hector April 4, 2023
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hairy hector

when u put hair inside a taco and shove it up someones ass
i just gave her a hairy hector
by tylermccaffrey1 December 18, 2008
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