headshake

a term used when one is ashamed about something they said or did.

"lauren, how was class? you didnt go did you?.."
"no, i lost track of time cleaning my toenails. headshake."

"anna, did you have a good time at the barmitzvah with your family?"
"i was so wasted all i remember was doing the tango with my mom's gay cousins boyfriend, enrique. headshake."

"gwen, have you seen the gallon of peanut butter?"
"i ate it all. headshake"

"naomi, your hair looks cute like that"
"thanks, its cause i finally showered. headshake."

by beatrice williams III December 8, 2007

hizzy haps

The news of the day. Used as a salutation, asking what is new in one's life.

Hey man, what's the hizzy haps?

by Bobby Bobbleton March 28, 2005

Slag heap

A fat, nasty, usually toothless and repulsive tub of shit that drinks every day and thinks she is gods gift to dick for some reason.

Holy fuck! Karen is such a slag heap from hell. She's always offering to swallow my balls that blimp.

by ganjanamo January 7, 2018

fat heads

A South Eastern Virginia Term used for "Nike Air Force Ones". Mostly used in the Hampton/ Newport News Area.

Also Spelled: Phat Heads, Phat Headz, Phat Hedz

"Yeah, I just copped 2 pairs of fat heads from foot locker."

by vaballer June 16, 2006

Headset Hair

Commonly acquired after wearing a headset (i.e. XBOX Live Headset) for as little as 10minutes.

Resembles hat hair: But runs from one ear, across the top of the head, and down to the opposite ear.
Very recognizable to any gamer.
Very embarrassing to have.

1.) -"Hey man, sorry i'm late. I ran into some trouble on the way over here."

-"Dude, i know you were playing XBOX, i can see your Headset Hair."

2.) -"Dude, take off the hat. We're going in the pool."

-"No way man. I have Headset Hair. I'm so embarrassed."

by Alexander Khmelnitskov December 23, 2009

grapple headshot

The act of shooting someone in the head in some kind of video game. Apon this ocassion you randomly scream "GRAPPLE HEADSHOT". Realizing that that made no sense at all, every person within 20 feet of you will kick you in the nuts.

Person A: "Shotty Snipers on ValHalla Again?!?!"

Person B: "Grapple Headshot"

Person(s) C-Z: (kick you in your nuts)

by GingerH8r October 22, 2007

heap

A car or pickup truck. One's ride.

Are you still driving that old heap?

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005