Have a winnie

1. To defecate.
2. To poo

"I'll be back in a moment, I need to have a winnie

by LemonySnickets January 2, 2021

Have a Cow

To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.

Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"

by mm.spook👻 January 13, 2021

Having a Ben

1. The act of masturbating
2. Someone who jerks off up to 4 times a day
3. Someone who jerks off in public, aka. a school toilet

Omg, he's having a Ben in the cupboard!

by SashiChucks December 17, 2008

having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.

Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!

by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011

Having a BBQ

Means going to eat a snack in your kitchen, but you want to make yourself sound of a higher social status to your friends so you lie and say its a BBQ. Also similar to "I'm going to study" means you are really doing homework, but you try to sound smart to your friends.

"Hey foldr I can't play tarkov with you because Im Having a BBQ."

by BoferDeezNutz July 11, 2021

have a piss

Basically telling someone to piss off or to have a wank.

Employer: hey Steve can you get me that report by the end of the day?
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.

by Rhettjeppson October 5, 2016

have a medal

-a flippant remark said to someone who has acheived a pathetic result in something
-a sarcastic form of congratulating someone
-said after someone does something that is embarrassing but thoughtful; a sexual innuendo, meaning that there is some kind of prize or compensation for doing something so humiliating or amusing.
-code for sexual favours or repayment for something in the form of sex. anal or normal.

-(flippant remark)after someone tripped over tying their shoelace: have a medal.
-(sexual innuendo)someone has spent two hours sorting paperwork just so that they can talk to you or see you at a later date: have a medal

by ClaudiaJohn March 16, 2007