floppy hatter

An American woman or gay/bi male who travels to most often to Europe seeking “cultural enrichment” which most often means, sexual encounters with as many random European Men as possible before returning home to America. Some just like a single fling, most prefer to inhale copious amounts of European(white preferably) man meat. The name is derived from the trademark floppy straw hat American women prefer to wear casually indicating her status as a traveler.

Brenda’s back from her summer as a floppy hatter in Barcelona, her body count must be crazy by now.

by Tricky Bobby February 12, 2024

Black-hatted

Interaction with The Problem Child who identifies them self by wearing a black coloured safety helmet.

Tom: "Hey, what's up with Olz? He's running towards that brick wall head first without wearing a helmet again?!"

Jerry: "He's just been black-hatted."

Tom: "Damn man. That explains it. We should pray for him."

by Jabbathebutt666 August 7, 2025

Siren hatting

The act of behaving egotistical tied to a fantasy about getting others into trouble

Guy 1: You ain't supposed to have chocolate bars out here punk! Let's see what the boss has to say about this!
Guy 2: dude, quit siren hatting

by secretofthesnooze October 28, 2025

pink-pussy-hatter

An individual who dons a pink-pussy-hat.

There were so many pink-pussy-hatters marching outside the Trump rally.

by Tree House Eikaiwa October 7, 2018

Mad Ass-Hatter

Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.

Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.

by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019

Jacob van Hattem

Smelly faggot

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew

by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019

Little Gay Hatter

Next step in the evolution of delusional little gay elves, who believe they are the only sane ones and our children are going to grow up in a dystopian nightmare. Their t-shirts are still available.

The little gay one has been rambling for hours now and has gone done the rabbit hole. He's gone full little gay hatter.

by Chipleader Hero March 27, 2021