Jerome Harkins

The Hottest Person On Earth And Has The Biggest Penis On This Planet!!!

Jerome Harkins

by William Seymours November 21, 2021

King Harkinian

King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).

The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:

I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!

Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house

Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2023

green harking

a green tinted clot of phlegm harked up from the throat

Dude! You just ran that red light!
Sorry. I was gagging on a green harking.

by anonymous January 10, 2025

danilynn marie harkins

a god

Danilynn Marie Harkins is a god

by Shane Hicks June 21, 2021