happiness

happiness is kind of like collapsing on the floor in a tidal wave of your own boiling hot diarrhea, at the same time, getting slapped lightly across the bell-end with an electrified sledge-hammer to the tune of "let the bodys hit the floor" by drowning pool.........

"I'd be happy if I wasn't retarded" - A Retard

by penis-vagina March 14, 2005

Happiness

Simple. Drugs.

this is NOT happiness..runescape

Led:(goes to prescription counter) Hi, do you have happiness in pill form.

Pharmasict: Only OTC "drugs" here buddy.

by Fuckthepainaway October 14, 2006

happiness

The state of having a boner

I am experiencing true happiness right now

by dasher10 November 14, 2006

Happiness

Merely fairytale material.

"...happily ever after."
"And they lived in eternal happiness."

by __.:Laura:.__ May 12, 2006

Happing

To pretend to be happy while feeling depressed.

Harry didn't want me to know he was struggling so he acted upbeat and joyful...he shouldn't be happing like that.

by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017

Happiness

A thing that slowly diminishes away as you get older and more mature.

A person's happiness peaks at around ages 10 or 11 but then permanently decreases as they get older.

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

Happiness

a time of when are alone in your room, and have chips and soda. and of course we cant forget netfix.

jerry was so full of happiness when he stepped into his room.

by soh3.e April 14, 2019