fancy handy

When one patricipates in a titty fuck which ends with a pearl necklace. It's very fancy.

Yo, dis gurl let me get down wit a fancy handy. Gave dat bird a pearl necklace, she classy as fuck.

fancy handy by Datbabybeenbornt November 15, 2013

rough handy 

A hand job without lube or care of chaffing.

The weed wasn't very good, so I paid for it with a rough handy.

rough handy by Azykial May 9, 2014

Dirty Handy

When A female takes a shit in her hand and then gives her boyfriend a handjob with the shit as lube.

Guy: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a dirty handy last night!

Tall Mexican: Thats not weird!!!

Dirty Handy by BrianIvanORandy March 14, 2009

Spanky-handy 

Totally awesome!

That is a spanky-handy brochure you just designed!

Spanky-handy by KJ718 February 5, 2009

Afghan Handy

When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.

Roger busted his nut all over the couch after his girlfriend gave him an Afghan Handy.

Afghan Handy by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

jack handy 

a term used to desribe some one who chronically jacks off

hey his name is jack handy at home

jack handy by chris Washington July 24, 2008

Jp Handy 

This act was born in southern Indiana by a homosexual high school senior who was found preforming the "Jp Handy" at a local fish fry. The Jp Handy is the act of fisting or fingering the ass hole of your partner then removing your shit covered hand or fingers and then masterbating with this hand.

Jp Handy

(Man1) Im out of lotion.
(Man2) You can Jp handy me

Jp Handy by thais54 January 31, 2010