Haitian Men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man.

Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.

by Widney Coma August 31, 2019

hadith

A term used to describe the supposed teachings, sayings, and traditions of the Muslim prophet Muhammad. These are embraced by the majority of the Muslim population without recognizing that these teachings go against the base teachings of Islam and also tend to make the last prophet of Islam, Muhammad, look, depending on what side you're on, like a horrible, murderous dictator that had no problem drinking camel piss or killing the infidels usually indicating Jews or Christians. Hadith is supposedly a supplement to the Quran.

After further study, I realized that the Hadith is a grouping of lies invinted by shady men who lived centuries after Muhammad and that they go against the basic teachings of Islam and the belief that the Qur'an is perfect and needs no explanation.

by Malcolm OSX April 21, 2006

Halitoasted

When one endures someone's bad breath for a prolonged amount of time, they may feel as if they are being toasted, as the heat and the stench from the person's mouth is so overwhelmingly bad.

"Wow...today at work Johnny came up to me and asked me about some spreaadsheets but I couldn't even listen to him properly cause I was halitoasted by his excruciating bad breath.

by WeezleMcG May 15, 2009

haitheist

a philosophy where someone hates haters, also an oxymoron causing people to hate them selves
(hey-thee-ist)

Dan:joey hates haters

Alex:doesn't that make him a haitheist

Dan:yeah its one big oxymoron in itself

by sexxxybitches69 December 20, 2009

Halitosis Vaginosis

Smelly vagina

That girl has some serious halitosis vaginosis

by Ice Master Shizzle November 26, 2010

Haitian Sweep

The process of crossing over several (2+) lanes in one swift motion. This is usually done in an older, junky looking car as well but not necessarily exclusive to them.

"Did you just see that?"

"Ya, that was a proper haitian sweep."

by BlackScarab August 22, 2011

habitized

Becoming one with the habit

I'm Habitized to the crazy bitch's insaneness

by J~Sin May 18, 2016