How now, brown cow?

Those four words roll off the tongue as a lighthearted way of asking "What's up? What's next?" And that tripping lightly stuff makes sense, since "How now, brown cow" has its origin in elocution, where the phrase was used to demonstrate properly rounded vowels.

Ron: How now, brown cow?

Paul: Not much. Just on my way to catch a movie with my girl.

by MoonCricket March 26, 2005

How long's a string

A mind boggling statement to which no man can come back with any reasonable response. The only known response is Touche.

Guy: ....and I never when scuba diving with my pants off again. Anyway, how long you been living here?

Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?

by Bro-seph Sebastian Bach June 22, 2010

how ya doin

"how are you", "what's up"

Hey man how ya doin?

by Andrew November 28, 2004

how's the waffle cooked?

Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.

"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Crispy, dude."

by G T Ripper March 30, 2009

how bout dem

When used in conjunction with a sports team (i.e. How bout dem Raiders?), it is often used to break a moment of awkwardness in a conversation, usually quite obviously.

Person A - I've been growing a large and fairly disgusting rash near my rectum... I really don't know what is causing it.
Person B - ... So, how bout dem Raiders?

by devorange December 27, 2008

how even

when something is too unlikely to understand, and one wonders about the physics and probability of the given action.

friend- "I broke my eye when i painted a mustache on my cat bc it ticked me too hard, bro"
you- "how even"

by LOLTROL November 14, 2014

How's your head

Elvira said it first, and then rupaul said it to miss Fame on rupauls drag race season seven. It took miss Fame quite a while to understand this joke, which is now iconic in the drag race community.

Rupaul: How's your head?
Miss Fame: Fine
*When she finally gets the joke*
Rupual: How's your head?
Miss Fame: Hasn't had any complaints!

by T_m_c_b September 17, 2017