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Holiday Hog

N. or V. Any super-efficient person who buys and wraps gifts without showing them to co-givers. Also, a person who wraps all the presents and makes cards, party invitations and or plans and does not share basic information.
Jose, did you even know what gift you gave me? No, Leah totally holiday hogged me again.
by Gaucho19 December 18, 2011
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Holiday Shooting

An outbreak of violence during the rush to get a Black Friday deal or other holiday bargain.
Jim: Why are the police at the Wal Mart?
Joe: Probably a holiday shooting.
by bchbum232 November 29, 2013
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Holidayitis

When your co-worker(s) mysteriously become sick before a holiday. Usually a lazy worker who doesn't want to work before a holiday because he or she would rather be home. A worker who makes up a sickness of some sort to cover for his or her lazy intentions of really not being sick.
Geez, that guy Kinty has really come up with a case of Holidayitis

Q: Where is Kenny?

A: Isn't he sick?

He's not sick, he has a case of Holidayitis
by Lou64 January 1, 2014
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Holiday Sauce

People who can't spell or say 'Hollandaise sauce' properly.
Bob: "hey, i'm gonna make some holiday sauce tonight!'

Phil: "Bob, your an idiot."
by Bobdobolina January 19, 2015
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holiday pig

A relative that never varies their holiday routine and expects you to show up at every Thanksgiving and Christmas at their house and stay half the day making small talk and eating shitty food.
A relative that chides you and goats you and makes you feel guilty, as though their world would end if you did not spend every Thanksgiving and Christmas with them doing the same damn thing.
My dad's asking me about what I'm doing for Thanksgiving ; and it's August. What a holiday pig.
by Toerivertroll April 16, 2016
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Holiday Bromance

When you go on a trip abroad and make a forever friend with a bro, typically bonding over a love of inappropriate grinding, asian food and skimpy socks. Other people might laugh at your bromance, but you know it's a beautiful thing and definitely doesn't make you gay...
George: So are Alex and Steve dating now then? I didn't realise they were gay.
Adam: Nah, it was just a Holiday Bromance I think, Alex is having some trouble moving on though...
by Adam Steel July 12, 2016
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Holiday drop

Holiday ritual in which crazy gramps/nana are deposited at a local hospital so that the family can enjoy the festivities unencumbered.
In the medical field working around holidays always means an opportunity to observe the holiday drop.
by ED RN December 28, 2016
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