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Bros before hoes

Common parallels:

1.|Bros before bitches
2.|Bros before boxes
3.|A Man code article
4.|A Bro code article
5.|Friends before females
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Terms needing defined:

1. BRO | A bro in definition (if you are male) is a male you have a bond with. Most commonly referred to as friendship;friend.

2.>HOE;(HO) A woman, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife or ex-wife. Any such subset.
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"Bros before hoes"

1.> This term is a commonly referred to section of the "unwritten" "Man code" which refers to Men putting their friends or "brothers" before women. As it is respectful of one to treat those whose friendship was earned and is now respected above a woman who has not earned it.

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Usage:

subject 1: "Hey man"
subject 2: "what's up?"
subject 1: "I was thinking about asking that girl out over

there ,but i heard she was your ex girlfriend and

I was like nah Bros before hoes man."
subject 2: "Damn straight"
subject 1: "Real men follow the man code"
subject 2: "True, True."

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*Note:
Common place of this term has fallen out of usage as most men currently lack the fortitude to convey such morality and strength. I fear this term and the actions it conveys will be lost forever as chivalry, respect, and courage have in our "modern" society.
Examples of this terms meaning will be shown below.

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1.: Refer to "usage" at the bottom for a common example.

2.: A woman wants her soon to be husband to lose his friends as she does not like them for petty reasons. A man would not allow this to happen.

3.: A man sees a woman that he wished to engage in conversation, as does his friend. In this instance the one with less interest or more luck in the field of women should leave the avenue as it is respectful to the other person.

4.: A man is stuck on the freeway and calls his friend to help him, he refuses because he wishes to do something with his girlfriend rather than help his friend in need. This man is not a man at all.

5.: A man cancels set plans with friends because his girlfriend wants to do something with him. This man is also not a man.

Because bros before hoes
Bros before hoes
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by The last concious man June 21, 2009
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Eski-Hoes

Girls who wear the fashion disaster that is a mini-skirt with Ugg boots.
Did you see those girls? They're such a freaking Eski-Hoes!
by RobGF October 10, 2008
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HDMO Hoes

Hair Down, Makeup On Whores

Pronounced "AACH-Dee-emmo-hoes"

Term used to describe female athletes who are more interested in looking good to male teammates than they are interested in working hard at practices. In contrast to serious athletes who put their hair up and generally wear little if any makeup when working out.

Originally used in the San Francisco Bay Area among coed high-school Crew (rowing) teams, with likely first usage occurring within the Los Gatos Rowing Club (LGRC). Has quickly spread nationwide as initial users have gone off to colleges around the country.
Look at the new freshmen, what a bunch of HDMO Hoes.
by mtnmeister June 25, 2009
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scaling hoes

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.
Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.
by jwr24 February 22, 2009
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messy hoes

Usually a broke female trading gossip for stripes/or friends that don't pay their bills. Often are found on the Gulf Coast YEAR ROUND but secretly getting Fucked BY THE "CREW"
It's a Bird, Its A Plane;... Oh No, Its Just Them Messy Hoes smh... Hoes
by Bay Way October 14, 2016
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Promo Hoes

Models who are well on the path to prostitution via Club Promoters and their obsession with a specific club/type of music EDM , House, Hip Hop etc.

There are usually three types of Promo Hoe.

1. The Club Rat : Regular guys or girls who frequent promoter tables or dinners
2. The Atmosphere Models : Models who get paid in money/food/drinks to frequent promoter tables or dinners
3. The Insta-Club Rats : Clicks of Models who are directly associated with one or more promoters usually because they owe them money, live in their model houses or have an agency that has sold their cell numbers or rented them (without their knowledge) to the promoters/clubs to boost their Insta profiles.

All 3 types are usually feeding and bleeding on the music scene.

Feeding on the food, drinks, apts and drugs, whilst slowly bleeding out their own money, dignity and reputation.
"look at that table of models!"
"Shit... they ain't models no more, Bro. They barely legal, they sitting with douchebags and they fuuuucked up!"
"Perfect! I got me a c-note and some molly. Let's tap a couple of those dirty little Promo Hoes!"
by Kid Koko and Slim January 3, 2018
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clout hoes

People who are attracted to or date others based on their amount of instagram or twitter followers. Can also be thirsty towards hypebeast.
Bro 1: How did you get all those girls?
Bro 2: Oh these clout hoes? It's easy bro, all you need is over 1,000 followers, wear off white, thrasher, clout googles. Oh & most importantly you gotta disrespect them.
Bro 1: Deadass? Ok
by misslissa June 4, 2018
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