Hollywood History

The change of commonly accepted history through cheesy hollywood films loosely based on a historical event.
Zero Dark Thirty is the biggest piece of Hollywood History since Pearl Harbour
by PetePabs February 25, 2013
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America's History

Is the best history on the planet. In less than 300 years from becoming it's own country America has done so much stuff that it makes country like England want to commit suicide. This History contains winning wars over and over again. Inventing the most useful inventions known to man. Becoming a world super power and more.

Also one man who will go down in American History as we know it will be Stephen Colbert. And to protect his legacy we must make sure that those evil Canadians don't make lies about this word. So make sure that we fill this definition with as much positive American stuff as we can!!
In preparation for a counter attack from Canadians I have told about the TRUE definition for America's History.
by PrinceDNA February 07, 2010
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Modern History

Most often described as; history of the God's or greatest History too ever exist. Studies partaken by world renowned scientists have clinically proven that studying Modern History leads to an increased sized genital although studies have also shown that you must already have an 8 inch penis to be doing the subject in the first place whereas in ancient history you are not allowed to have a penis so you can understand how the ancient civilizations felt, eg Sparta, An alarming rate of homosexuality is also shown among Students studying ancient history but studies have not yet proven whether these are natural tendencies or forced upon by the study of the subject. The Department of Education is lobbying to replace English as the only compulsory subject in Year 12 and make it Modern History as there is the belief that Modern History shaped how we live today, our whole society and cultural beliefs, thus there is nothing more important to study. God himslef once stated in a rare appearance that without modern history the world would be no more as he would cap the worlds ass as there would be nothing left to live for.
john:Hey look at that handsome looking kid over there.
jack:Yeah he is the school captain, gets all the ladies and is averaging 99.999999 in all his tests!
john:Oh he must do Modern History?
jack:He sure does, he does 5 units of it.
john:oh! Isn't that impossible?
jack:Nothing is impossible with Modern History!
by Dr. Einstein June 10, 2008
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Canada's History

Maple syrup chuggin, Beaver lovin, Mounty huggin, AYE?!

What's all this aboot.
Kids these days like the pokemon
Kids these days like the rap music

Canada is Americas hat
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

That's Canada's History DERP
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Canada's History

A magazine formerly known as "The Beaver" best known for its explicit images of maple syrup enemas. Commonly confused with a sex act involving insertion of the Stanley cup with the aid of maple syrup as lubricant.
Damn man, I can't even jack off to Canada's History. It's just sick.
by AKpseudopsychos February 05, 2010
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Canada's History

To perform a proper Canada's History, you will need one each of the following: balloon, gerbil, Canadian transvestite, hockey stick, maple leaf, (2) homosexual males, wide mouthed maple
syrup bottle (half full), large funnel and family sized tub of Vaseline.

Engage in vaginal sex with the transvestite using the hockey stick (with whichever end floats your boat) hard enough to induce vaginal flatulence (queef) and using your mouth, capture these "queefs" and transfer them to the balloon until it is softball sized. Using the funnel and as much Vaseline as necessary (read: possible) insert the gerbil and balloon, in that order, into Homosexual A's ass. Have homosexual B (to prevent a Hate Crime) strike Homosexual A in the lower abdomen with the hockey stick with sufficient force to puncture the balloon causing the keistered gerbil to asphyxiate on the contents of that balloon.

Excrete the contents of Homosexual A's rectum onto the maple leaf. Discard the punctured balloon. Wrap the gerbil securely in the maple leaf and deposit into the half full, wide mouthed maple syrup jar. Let stand 4-6 hours, serve warm over pancakes.
The Canadian equivalent to a Waffle House has a suspicious, indescript building behind it offering a free Canada's History with the purchase of any Canadian national culture magazine.
by hatchet_comedy February 13, 2010
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Canadian history

The act of pouring maple syrup on moose horns. Then using it for sodomy.
Hey dude I walked in on my girlfriend she was doing the Canadian history with the horns!
by Solidbryce@hotmail.com February 05, 2010
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