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German Kiss

A French kiss with more oomph; a more imperialistic version of the French kiss.
From the trailer of the movie Arthur (2011) - In one scene Garner, who plays wealthy heiress Susan Johnson, arrives at Arthur's home and greets him with a big kiss.

'What was that,' says Brand's character, to which Garner replies: 'A French kiss.'

Brand retorts: 'Really because the French Always surrender, that was decidedly German.'

(German Kiss)
by IchBinSehrHeiss April 13, 2011
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MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT

A discharge of semen or cumshot so powerful it levelled half of Berlin. Contrary to popular belief, this extraordinary procedure was first performed by David Hasselhoff after his station in Berlin during world war 2 when it was invaded. His infantry squadron had run out of ammunition. As the tale goes, he unzipped himself, let out a rabid yelp, and a bright stream of incredible force shot from his hips with such raw power that in under 30 seconds, approximately fifty five percent of Berlin lay in ruin.

Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.
"To this day, my grandma still fears the massive german cumshot. She has nightmares about it 40 years after the fact."

"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."

"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."
by Lloyd Irving January 20, 2007
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German Porn

A game of sexual noises akin to a retro German porn moovie (jaa).
To pass the orgasm round players accompany an "oooooh" with a horizontal fist motion in the direction of passing. To change direction a "jaaa" accompanied by a triumphant vertical fist movement downwards. To skip a player you say "Das ist gut". "Up die pooper" is used whilst pointing to nominate a random player in the circle.This can be used 3 times. Nominated players can either take it and continue with "ooooh" or they can refuse with a "nein!" and a wag of the finger. If refused 3 times the original player must continue with a different action. Finally, if a player shouts "Sheisse in mein Mund!" the adjacent players must shout "Wunderbar!" and triumphanty throw their hands in the air. If a player at any point gets the action/ sound wrong or is too slow, they must consume.
Player 1: Ooooh (<----)
Player 2: Oooooh (<-----)
Player 3: Ooooh (<-----)
Player 4: Jaaaa! (---->)
Player 3: Das ist gut! (-- ->)

Player 1: Oooh! (----->)
Player 4: Up die pooper (to player 2)
Player 2: Nein...
Player 4: Sheisse in mein Mund!
Players 1 & 3: Wunderbar!!
That's german porn!
by Kernal667 January 2, 2012
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Germantown

ders gangstas, drug dealers, guns, robbers, black people, rich folks, wiggers, broke folks, weave shops, hair salons, white people, chelten ave, crab house, chicken spot, footlocker, payless, beauty supply, koreans, rainbow, popeyes, gtown ave, da corner stores, nail salons, big houses, g town high, gfs, trash, flowers, church, banks, doctor, dance school, McDonalds, liquor, day care. everything is in gtown. germantown is a strong community in if u nvr heard of it u aint been to philly yet.
-where u from?
-Germantown
-o...im from chesnut hill
-ok?
-do u drink kool-aide?
-do u drink starbucks?
by dat gtown chik August 15, 2006
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germans

Germans are very smart, and cool people.

Without them, who knows what the hell we would do.
Hey look that kid is German lets go party with him.
by Nire November 18, 2003
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germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.
"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."
by Ace December 9, 2003
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german

this amazing, attractive guy that can make any girl feel special, he is an amazing reader of people, he loves to help and has this musician side, he is dedicated passionate, sincere and always gives his all, if you know a German, you better keep him, he is a rough diamond, most people don't see his value until they interact with him.
"Hey, if you want to learn how to succeed, you have to be a German,"
"what do you mean, dedicated?"
"yes dummy!"
by superlulu6jo December 11, 2014
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